Diogo, J Morris the Review Guy - Bernie Sanders vs Andre Ventura lyrics
[Diogo, J Morris the Review Guy - Bernie Sanders vs Andre Ventura lyrics]
Epic rap battles of history! BERNIE SANDERS
VS aNDRÉ VENTURA
BEGIN
André Ventura:
For someone who wants to command the US of A
You should just head to Venezuela
I'm known to scare politicians so they
Try to stop me but call this the election
'cus you're gonna fail (Ha)
You say you’ll take more from CEOs’ profit
Now all lazy people see you as a prophet
This populist barks for the problems
That he can’t solve
So think twice ‘fore you start another one
'Cus when you mess with Ventura
I'll throw you out the rua
How can you even battle me?
You're an aging boomer!
My wit's leave the leftist twit's shook
Your ideas lack principle, pops
You could really use reading my books
Yes, we both wanna serve our citizens
Difference is
Socialist you’re a pretty shady bitch
Became a millionaire now you
Toned down in talking
You’re just another cut in
The workers’ pockets
I don’t get your purpose, man
What do you see that’ll bring world peace?
You’re fighting for the rights
Of people who rob
And stab each other in the streets?
And see, this is why people value me
I speak what’s on their minds
‘cus they’re tired of suffering
So keep in mind while
You’re spewing your ideas
That no matter what you say you’re
Still no match for me bernie Sanders:
I’ve heard enough ranting from your type
You’re just a clown who favors
The lives of whites
And straights and cis, you’re the shady bitch
Say you care about people
As long as they’re rich
You spilled hot takes and got fame
You’re a diet Bolsonaro with ideas
You can’t even maintain ‘Cause in reality
You’re a nationalist no name
Your very existence puts democracy to shame
Why am I battling this dumbass congressman?
With such a small party
Trying to set a precedent
Banning this, banning that
Taking residents’ rights
Salazar would be happy seeing
You as a president
My influence on workers is big
And it keeps getting bigger
You’ve been in power for a month
And voters are already screaming 'CHEGA!’
André Ventura:
Yet another green spreading lies about me
You’re so repetitive, you should join PCP
All I got from your verse
Was droolin’ and mumbling
I've heard clearer points from J-J-Joacine
Call me a fascist? What I choose to fight for
Doesn't even breach the status quo
Of your hellish landform
I speak the truth from the portuguese minds
Who work but get fucked by
The people of your kind
I’m on the mic, I don’t stop being bold
Even the PM freezes when I
Spit facts this cold
You can’t reach my academic level
You might as well stop
I’ll be chewing on some lupins while
We watch your country drop
Bernie: The people chant my name and son
I’m ready to brawl
You thought your rhymes could set me straight
But who's the one in this
Battle that reviews balls? (GOAL)
I stand strong among the activists
To put an end to all white nationalists
I've swept the floor with so many nazis
They should call me Bernie Blazkowicz
I'm here to save the country
No time for your games
You wouldn't even be leader
In your own ethnostate
And you think that you’re better
Because of my age?
You best retreat to your seat if
You really wanna ‘save face’
You’re just another Trump that I’ll stump
And you won’t have another turn
These bars were hotter than Pedrogão
Did you feel the Bern?
VS aNDRÉ VENTURA
BEGIN
André Ventura:
For someone who wants to command the US of A
You should just head to Venezuela
I'm known to scare politicians so they
Try to stop me but call this the election
'cus you're gonna fail (Ha)
You say you’ll take more from CEOs’ profit
Now all lazy people see you as a prophet
This populist barks for the problems
That he can’t solve
So think twice ‘fore you start another one
'Cus when you mess with Ventura
I'll throw you out the rua
How can you even battle me?
You're an aging boomer!
My wit's leave the leftist twit's shook
Your ideas lack principle, pops
You could really use reading my books
Yes, we both wanna serve our citizens
Difference is
Socialist you’re a pretty shady bitch
Became a millionaire now you
Toned down in talking
You’re just another cut in
The workers’ pockets
I don’t get your purpose, man
What do you see that’ll bring world peace?
You’re fighting for the rights
Of people who rob
And stab each other in the streets?
And see, this is why people value me
I speak what’s on their minds
‘cus they’re tired of suffering
So keep in mind while
You’re spewing your ideas
That no matter what you say you’re
Still no match for me bernie Sanders:
I’ve heard enough ranting from your type
You’re just a clown who favors
The lives of whites
And straights and cis, you’re the shady bitch
Say you care about people
As long as they’re rich
You spilled hot takes and got fame
You’re a diet Bolsonaro with ideas
You can’t even maintain ‘Cause in reality
You’re a nationalist no name
Your very existence puts democracy to shame
Why am I battling this dumbass congressman?
With such a small party
Trying to set a precedent
Banning this, banning that
Taking residents’ rights
Salazar would be happy seeing
You as a president
My influence on workers is big
And it keeps getting bigger
You’ve been in power for a month
And voters are already screaming 'CHEGA!’
André Ventura:
Yet another green spreading lies about me
You’re so repetitive, you should join PCP
All I got from your verse
Was droolin’ and mumbling
I've heard clearer points from J-J-Joacine
Call me a fascist? What I choose to fight for
Doesn't even breach the status quo
Of your hellish landform
I speak the truth from the portuguese minds
Who work but get fucked by
The people of your kind
I’m on the mic, I don’t stop being bold
Even the PM freezes when I
Spit facts this cold
You can’t reach my academic level
You might as well stop
I’ll be chewing on some lupins while
We watch your country drop
Bernie: The people chant my name and son
I’m ready to brawl
You thought your rhymes could set me straight
But who's the one in this
Battle that reviews balls? (GOAL)
I stand strong among the activists
To put an end to all white nationalists
I've swept the floor with so many nazis
They should call me Bernie Blazkowicz
I'm here to save the country
No time for your games
You wouldn't even be leader
In your own ethnostate
And you think that you’re better
Because of my age?
You best retreat to your seat if
You really wanna ‘save face’
You’re just another Trump that I’ll stump
And you won’t have another turn
These bars were hotter than Pedrogão
Did you feel the Bern?