DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince - Charlie Mack (The First Out the Limo) lyrics

Everywhere we go, downtown or to a show
We have two necessities
Charlie Mack and our limo
He's feared by suckers yet he's loved by kids
Pay attention and let me tell
You who Charlie Mack is
He is our homeboy from around the block
He's regarded through the city
As the hip-hop cop
Height about 6'6", weight about 290
Everywhere I go
Charlie Mack is right behind me
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats
He doesn't breaks arms or legs
Only spines or necks
He once KILLED a man cause he would
Not let go of his Eggo
Apollo Creed is a SUCKER
Charlie Mack could beat Drago
He could bench about three hundred pounds
The cops all take a vacation
When Charlie's in town
He's the toughest around
So everywhere that I go he goes
He's Charlie Mack and he's the
First out the limo

I guess you're wonderin why
He's the first out the limo, yo
Let me give you this bit of info
So you'll know the things that Charlie can do
And you'll know every single reason why
He's down with the crew
The limo picks up about a half past six
With the radio blastin our latest hit
It's me, Jeff, Ready Rock, Omar and JL
Charlie Mack is up front as
We depart the hotel
First we cause chaos throughout
The city streets
Then maybe stop at Burger King
For a bite to eat
And if somebody gets stupid while
We're in the place
Charlie cancels his order and
Bites off their face
He's not a troublemaker, in fact
He's a troublebreaker
And if somebody gets dumb
Well it'll only take a
Second or two, after some fools snaps
Law and order is restored by
My hero Charlie Mack
Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam
Charlie cracks all the knuckles on
Both of his hands
And when we pull up to the show
The routine is unrehearsed
It's just natural that we let
Charlie hop out first
He clears the crowd without sayin a word
Man, that's the loudest silence
I've ever heard
A lot of times guys test him by tryin to bug
He just leaves ring imprints
All over their mugs
He's a terminator, a Hercules of sorts
Man to hell with chess
He likes physical sports
You may not have known before
But now you know
The reason why Charlie Mack is
The first out the limo

We'd like to apologize to all of our fans
But please don't touch us when
We're at our jams
Cause Charlie don't like folks around us
When we're doin a show
And if he punches you, uh oh
Better get Maaco!
Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot
Just because I've got somethin
That YOU AIN'T GOT
If you want to get physical
Rowdy or try to bomb me
I won't get excited, I'll just say
"Yo Charlie!" you shoulda been kind
You shouldn't have snapped
Charlie only hit you once and
Now you're takin a nap
And when he leaves you decaptitated
Crushed in the dust
You'll look up and see your girl
In the limo with us
You may think that that's enough
Homeboy but I think not
Charlie kick his face again I
Think you missed a spot
I roll down the limo window and yell
"Bon voyage" you'll see your girl buck naked
Givin Charlie a message
I'm serious i'm not jokin no doubt
You know how many doubters
Bones have been broken?
You may not have known before
But now you know
The reason why Charlie Mack is
The first out the limo

Charlie Mack the first out the limo
He's Charlie Mack the first out the limo
In closing
We'd like to say this to you bustaz
If you're skeptical you'll probably
Get beat up, plus get
Embarassed and laughed at by
All of your friends
And if you cross Charlie Mack it's
The beginning of the end
Of life as you know it you might not die, sir
But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were
But if you still wanna bug out
Homeboy let's go
You can bug with Charlie Mack cause
He's the first out the limo

He's Charlie Mack
And he's the first out the limo