DJ Jazzy Jeff, Pauly Yams, Eminem - When to Stand Up lyrics

"Noyou hear me! You go to
Hell" -> Mr garrison

Yo at birth I was born with the
Biggest middle finger on earth
The first time I went to stick
It up the shit hurt mom couldn't take me
The bitch still hates me
Shit, one day she said, "Go
Rake leaves, " I said, "Make me!"
I'm proud to announce I'm
Probably the first kid
Who was kicked out of his house for
Making fart sounds with his mouth
Arguing with me and mom was on-going
She called the law enforcement when
I broke the lawn mower
The slut gave me a truck
When I turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed
"Please fix me!" back then
When Will Smith was still the Fresh Prince
And him and Jeff were still best friends
I guess then's
When I decided to cut class to rap full time
And get the fuck outta this
Fake ass school and rhyme
So anybody who thinks this fuckin
Attitude is a gimmick come and see me
See if I don't live up to this image

"Noyou hear me! You go to hell!"

Yo, y'all rappers have never learned
That's why I'm fuckin wit y'all
Run around telling niggas they
Can fuck wit Parl
I bring it to your high school
Smoke the prom
Put your brother in a headlock
Choke your mom cause any horror like a play
Off loss in game seven
Walk around ripping on niggas
Madder than James Evans
My left hand's sharp it moves freestyle ultra
Slap my dick like Kool Keith
Fuck like you stole from me
And rules the streets
I don't wanna have to fuck you up
So cool cease parl Yams be the chosen thug
What I spit be cold juice like a frozen hug
Run the streets while you're stuck at home
My temper like Bushwick Bill
Bitch leave me the fuck alone
I've been jealous since
Niggas was windmillin'
These cats just started to rhyme
My pen's spillin'
Your moms just told me to act
I've been wheelin'
So boy just slow your deck
I've been stealin'
I wet rappers cause it's me and Em
I guess I just ain't give a fuck like Eminem
Burglarize take busts with the slugs
Come in your window like Bruh
Man and bustin' your club
Put the heat up I teach
Them niggas what to suck and my young lords
When to stand up and light the Dutch

"Noyou hear me! You go to hell!"

I came to my last show on
A horse swingin' a lasso
Drunk with the asshole ripped out
Of an old bathrobe
Cause I don't give a fuck
You better understand that two Xanax
And I give a fuck what I SoundScan at
Fuck Billboard, drugs is what I kill for
I'm Happy Gilmore
Just slip me anything in pill form
I may mingle but I plan to stay single
Play bingo and drink
Get old and watch my face wrinkle
Sike, I'm 24 Thursday six more birthdays
And I'm blowin my brains out when I'm thirty
As long as my heart beats
I'mma keep tryin to see
How much speed I can eat before
I fall the fuck asleep
So "I'm the Rapper, He's the DJ"
I'm the one that's got your six
Year old nephew screaming "F-U-C-K"
So Jeff, give me a scratch (scratched: "No!")
The rest of y'all can kiss my ass
'til your lips stick to my pants

"Noyou hear me! You go to hell!"