DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince - Code Red lyrics

Uh! Ah, Ah, Ah
Come on! Come on! Yeah! ha ha ha!
Uh! Aight

Here's a little story 'bout a Friday night
Buckwild, cause yo, that's kind of my style
Check it on the town with a girl named Kay
Being a bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie any way
I was straight out illin
Why do I say so? Cause yo
My girl was home chillin
Fancy restaurant me and Kay frontin
It was called Leum, Chézum, somethin
I was ready to attack her, unh
Giving the sexy look like Dracula
A little bit of soft music playin
And Dom Perignon, it was on
Know what I'm sayin?
Every thing was lovely, but then
What the damn, my girlfriend walked in!
Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread
Oh I'm dead, mayday, code red!

My, oh my, what am I to do? Gotta get away
Cause my girlfriend's coming through
Um Kay, I gotta um, well, see
There's well, this, um excuse me
To the back with the mucho-quickness
My girl's gonna kill me
And leave no witnesses
I'm in the bathroom hiding like a punk
But there's bars on the windows, I can't jump
Exit stage left, quickly plan B
Gotta find a way that my girl won't see me
Crawling on the floor, I'm feeling sick
Like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick
Heart poundin around a mile-a-minute
This time I really done did it
Down on my hands and knees on the floor
I'm looking at the front door
Ready, set, make the dash
Her back is turned, maybe I can get past
I almost made it, but then, damn
She turned her head! Code red!

Alright got a little problem
Here need assistance mayday

Break it on down!

(Get down!)

All was perfect, the ship was sailin
But now it's sinking, so yo, I'm bailin
I kept on runnin, even though she saw me
And I sat and waited at home
For baby to call me i watched a little TV
Phone started ringing 'bout 12: 23
I picked it up real slow, and said:
"M-m-m-mmhello?"
She wasn't having it, she snapped
Went bezerk girl made my head hurt
I tried to be as cool as I could be
I said "Hey, wasn't me"
But she wasn't having that melody
Needless to say, she left me
Another brother just couldn't
Control his head (the other one)
Code red