DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince - Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble lyrics

Listen homeboys
Don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world
Ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when I was
Walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that
I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said hello
She said: "Hey, you're kind of cute"
I said: "Yes, I know, but
By the way, sweetheart, what's your name?"
She said: "My friends like to
Call me Exotic Elaine"
I said: "My name is the
Prince" and she said: "Why?"
I said: "Well, I don't know
I'm just a hell of a guy!
But enough about me, yo, let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that
You and I can do" i popped some trash and in
A little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town
I wined her and dined her
She asked me 'did I like
Her?' I said: "Well kinda"
All of a sudden, she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and
Took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me
Kissin' and huggin' so I shoved her away
I said: "You better stop buggin'!"
She got mad, looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air
And yelled out: "Rape!"
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin' through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up
They almost beat me to death i was arrested
Charged with aggravated assault
(Hey, yo Clancy
We got him) But it wasn't my fault!

Nevertheless, don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world
Ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one Friday night
Coolin', watchin' a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin' and relaxin', sippin' on tequila
When this girl walked up, she said: "Hi
My name is Sheila"
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and
Then said: "Let's go" 20 minutes later
Things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house
I said: "I'm with you, toots"
The music was soft and there
Was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me, she grabbed me close and that's
When she got bold
She started feeling up my back, I said: "Oh
Your hands are cold!"
We went into her bedroom
Thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook
To avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed
Those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for
Me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up
Before I busted the groove
I leaned down to kiss her but
Then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said: "Baby
Where are you?" her boyfriend busted in
He grinned an evil grin and said: "Boy
I'mma tear your butt limb from limb!"
I was scared as hell
Where was I supposed to go?
I just yelled: "Geronimo!" and
Jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all I had was my underwear
On to keep my warm and to top the night off
I had to break in my place
Because my keys were in my pants
Back on Sheila's book case
I was done, sneezin' and coughin' (Aaa-choo)
I hope this doesn't happen too often, but

Nevertheless, don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world
Ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I got a ring on my phone, May 5th last year
It was my girlfriend Betty
I said: "Hello dear!
I was just about to call you
I got a couple tickets
To the Run-DMC concert" (I'm wit' it)
"It's six o'clock now
At eight will you be ready?" (yeah)
"Aight, fine, see you then, Betty"
I combed my hair, washed
And brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif
Got to Betty's at eight, I was ready to jet
Until Betty's mom said: "Betty's
Not ready yet!"
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before
She got in the shower
9: 35, she comes downstairs
And said: "I need a little
Longer to finish my hair"
At ten o'clock, we had been missed the show
She comes downstairs and says 'let's go'!?
"Go where? Go to sleep, I'm gone!"
I was steamin' like a demon as I drove home

But it just goes to show not
Trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world
Ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme
Just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away!