DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince - Numero Uno lyrics

We're number we're numero
Court is now in session

Here ye here ye, all listen close
To the man, the myth, the Fresh, the Prince
The utmost i got a brain like a cup
And rhymes I pour 'em
Spectrum to the Astrodome and Forum
All the way to Wembley, fans are in a frenzy
Doing what I gotta do to
Make people remember me fast like Flo Jo
Crazy like Cujo both I know and you know
That I'm numero uno my crew is numero

Order in the court prepare to cop the plea
Sucker judge, jury, bailiff: they're all me
Your on trial but you can't win
'Cause I wrote the script whereas
You die in the end
So throw in the towel sign
Off just give it up
You tried to beat me in a game that I made up
And by the time you learned the rules
And tried to change your fate
It's too little too late
Sorry chump checkmate
I'm in the room to do my thing
You wanna battle, let's go
Just get your butt in the ring
Ten seconds and it's over
I yell out who's next
I got you off guard with the lyrical suplex
I flex my lyrics so that you can't jinx
The ship that won't sink more
Popular than the Sphinx
I'm a cardo will strong just like a dinosaur
You want more your not scared
Then what your running for
'Cause I'm incredible, I do the impossible
I'm known to destroy you and your
Crew if you follow the rules
I'm number one, I'm the Prince
I'm the lyrical gun
What you're dissing me? Yo cut that out, son
'Cause I'm a weapon, you heard what I said
And I should have a danger
Sign on my forehead
'Cause I'm lethal, fatal, unstable
I'm nitro, standing in front of a mic cable
Waiting to blow if there's
A flicker of static
To ignite the fuse in the room
You feel the doom
You tried to break but there is no escape
From the jaws of death you took the bait
Wait and if I say so you may go
It's like Mother May I
May you though? Hell no!
Go ahead and play me if you think I'm a joke
Just keep a brace around for
When your neck gets broken
'Cause you're gambling
Just like craps at Trump go ahead roll
Snake eyes, you lost, chump
That's the way it's gonna be every time
You try to go rhyme for rhyme
Your rhymes against my rhymes are dope
Your rhyming is weak, your rhyming is wack
Wherever you got it from I suggest
That you take it back
Hold up Hobbes, you say you made it up
Then cut your head off
Because your brain sucks
You should a stayed back
You should a laid back
You Should a prayed that i didn't come back
But I came back remember way back
You used to say that i wrote wack raps
Now your screaming out somebody tame that
Lyrical cyclops yo Prince, please stop
Somebody call the cops
Go get you some eye drops
Now here's a word for the wise
Don't go into the light
That's how I get ya 'cause
I'm a poetic poltergeist
Now in ya mind is a vision
That's driven by my decision
To become an imaginational figment
Which gives me the freedom to explore
And roam the realm of your mind
And disappear when you look behind
You know I'm a gladiator
And I really really hate a
Sucker stepping to me
That's a p-p-p-perpetrator
Really I'm the invader, t-t-t-terminator
That's like setting up do dat dat-n-detonator
You know what that was
You know that I'm def cause
I just transformed it like Jeff does
Fast like Flo Jo crazy like Cujo
Both I and you know that I'm numero uno
My crew is numero grand number
My crew is numero