DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me lyrics
[DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me lyrics]
Ladies and Gentlemen
You are about the enter the Twilight Zone
They're here
I was in a club one Friday
A lovely lady comes walking my way
She walked up and she said hello
I said, "Hi my name's Joe"
I was lyin', so was she
She said her name was Donnie
But her shirt said Marie
She said, "You get to know me
You'll never forget me"
I said, "Why?" Then she bit me ouch!
That didn't hurt kinda kinky
But she ripped my shirt
She poisoned me (and) I went to sleep
I woke up at her house in the back of a Jeep
A Blazer, '89 tinted windows
I wish it was mine oh, it is
But where are my keys?
There they arein the ignition
I'm at her house it's a Teepee
No, it's a cabin no, a skyscraper
No, it's an igloo a shack
Forget it i'll go around back
It's a castle with a moat
How I get acrossboat
(Twilight Zone noise) shoooi hate that sound
I went inside looked right, looked left
There she is oh, no that's Jeff
He's invisible i went downstairs
It's a loft no, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing aerobics no, yoga
No, that's karate
You killed my teacher! But what a body!
No, he wasn't there
I'm telling you I saw 'em
No, really I saw 'em he was playing checkers
No, Nintendo ok, I'm lying
There she is watching TV
All My Children no, that's Cosby
No, Speed Racer shaft
No, that's Kimba my faultthe TV's off
There she is, what a doll
No, that's Chucky from Child's Play!
I kissed her and she told me this was home
I entered a dimension called
The Twilight Zone where anything can happen
I'm rough like sandpaper hard like algebra
You should be glad that I was nice
And I allowed ya to step on stage
To kick your rhymes off i tried to be nice
But you mistook that for softness
Now it's over, to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes from now on
This is my dominion!
I dare any rapper to step on stage
Cause if you do you'll feel
The force of my rage i'm on a rampage!
Psych just kiddin' jeff wanted to do that
But I didn't
I thought that it would make the record dumb
I guess I wasn't wrong
Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
So did Humpty Dumpty
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water jack fell down
And broke his crown hickory, dickory, dock
Got to use the bathroom now
Psych, I was drafted
You are about the enter the Twilight Zone
They're here
I was in a club one Friday
A lovely lady comes walking my way
She walked up and she said hello
I said, "Hi my name's Joe"
I was lyin', so was she
She said her name was Donnie
But her shirt said Marie
She said, "You get to know me
You'll never forget me"
I said, "Why?" Then she bit me ouch!
That didn't hurt kinda kinky
But she ripped my shirt
She poisoned me (and) I went to sleep
I woke up at her house in the back of a Jeep
A Blazer, '89 tinted windows
I wish it was mine oh, it is
But where are my keys?
There they arein the ignition
I'm at her house it's a Teepee
No, it's a cabin no, a skyscraper
No, it's an igloo a shack
Forget it i'll go around back
It's a castle with a moat
How I get acrossboat
(Twilight Zone noise) shoooi hate that sound
I went inside looked right, looked left
There she is oh, no that's Jeff
He's invisible i went downstairs
It's a loft no, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing aerobics no, yoga
No, that's karate
You killed my teacher! But what a body!
No, he wasn't there
I'm telling you I saw 'em
No, really I saw 'em he was playing checkers
No, Nintendo ok, I'm lying
There she is watching TV
All My Children no, that's Cosby
No, Speed Racer shaft
No, that's Kimba my faultthe TV's off
There she is, what a doll
No, that's Chucky from Child's Play!
I kissed her and she told me this was home
I entered a dimension called
The Twilight Zone where anything can happen
I'm rough like sandpaper hard like algebra
You should be glad that I was nice
And I allowed ya to step on stage
To kick your rhymes off i tried to be nice
But you mistook that for softness
Now it's over, to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes from now on
This is my dominion!
I dare any rapper to step on stage
Cause if you do you'll feel
The force of my rage i'm on a rampage!
Psych just kiddin' jeff wanted to do that
But I didn't
I thought that it would make the record dumb
I guess I wasn't wrong
Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
So did Humpty Dumpty
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water jack fell down
And broke his crown hickory, dickory, dock
Got to use the bathroom now
Psych, I was drafted