DJ Kay Slay, Eminem - Freestyle lyrics

I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ
I would be really fuckin' bad
This is motherfuckin' Eminem!
Or just Eminem, whatever you wanna call me
And you're listenin' to motherfuckin'
Easy listenin' sounds er-
Whatever, clean your fuckin' earwax out
This is motherfuckin' DJ Kay Slay
The Drama King
And, it goes a little somethin' like this
Yo, turn that click off a'ight, yo

My music is soothin' but
It's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to
Jump outta your car while it's movin'
You been waitin' on this moment
My sermon is like a omen
I'm servin', I'm Erick Sermon
I saw the window was open
And I jumped through it
My shit if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book
Go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it
Rummage and find somethin'
You can use to jump someone
And roll up bumpin'
I'm constantly coppin' over you, squattin'
Shit has gotten to the point where I ain't
Even writin' no more, i'm just jottin'
This is chicken scratch, shit is sickenin'
I been kickin' ass
Off bullshit throwaway rhymes, pick a batch
I live for the love of rap, you crazy
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat
You Canibus? Then it's Dre's fee
You Kay Slay? The fee's waived
I stay beefin'
With JD 'til the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazin' him
Oops! I put it out, I 'pologize now
It's too late, G
It's on tape and the tape leaked
"Say What You Say, " motherfucker
Drama King, Kay Slay, motherfucker
We dictate these mixtapes, motherfucker
Xzibit, blaze this little
Gay midget cocksucker