Rucka Rucka Ali, Dj Not Nice - Herro (parody of "Hello" by Adele) lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali, Dj Not Nice - Herro parody of "Hello" by Adele lyrics]
Herro i'm Chinese
I was wondering if you would like
Some beef with broccoli
I come over from Beijing
I play ping pong and pray to Buddha
And say ching chong chong ching
Herro you want sake?
Or you want California dragon roll
With ginger and wasabi
If you're hungry call me
I get you table in my restaurant
With free fortune cookie
There's a small difference between lunch
And dinner price
Herro from the Far East Side
Our wall goes for a thousand miles
Our children make Nikes
And sing Christmas songs
And Kim Jong Un leads us
We dream of his dong
Herro from the Far East Side
I like eggrolls, I cannot lie
I sell you calamari with pepper and salt
Little House on the Prairie
Is my favorite show in the world
Herro how are you?
It's so typical of me to
Talk about soy sauce i sorry
I don't feel too well
Ever since I ate that orange chicken
I can't take a crap ancient secret
Of the orange sauce mix cum with clementine
Herro from the Far East Side
I also selling child brides
I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi
That's like 100 dollar
She hardly ever cries
Herro from the Laos side
My people have Laosian pride
We killed 2 million thousand in 1969
And the ones we didn't kill
We made sit outside on the floor
Uh, one, two, three
South Korea don't got shit on me
I from the hood i rap real good
Nuclear war? I wish a bitch would
Rewind and listen again i get mad pussy
You kiss men
Please leave message when you call
Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall
Herro from the Far East Side
I sometimes blow another guy
I still use Compuserve, Windows 31
And I love Filipinos
But I don't like Taiwan
Herro from the Far East Side
I chilling on a water slide
I do your dry cleaning
At the Dry Cleaner Mart
And I know math and science
Because Asians are smart benihana
Is good
Herro oh shit, the song's over
I was wondering if you would like
Some beef with broccoli
I come over from Beijing
I play ping pong and pray to Buddha
And say ching chong chong ching
Herro you want sake?
Or you want California dragon roll
With ginger and wasabi
If you're hungry call me
I get you table in my restaurant
With free fortune cookie
There's a small difference between lunch
And dinner price
Herro from the Far East Side
Our wall goes for a thousand miles
Our children make Nikes
And sing Christmas songs
And Kim Jong Un leads us
We dream of his dong
Herro from the Far East Side
I like eggrolls, I cannot lie
I sell you calamari with pepper and salt
Little House on the Prairie
Is my favorite show in the world
Herro how are you?
It's so typical of me to
Talk about soy sauce i sorry
I don't feel too well
Ever since I ate that orange chicken
I can't take a crap ancient secret
Of the orange sauce mix cum with clementine
Herro from the Far East Side
I also selling child brides
I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi
That's like 100 dollar
She hardly ever cries
Herro from the Laos side
My people have Laosian pride
We killed 2 million thousand in 1969
And the ones we didn't kill
We made sit outside on the floor
Uh, one, two, three
South Korea don't got shit on me
I from the hood i rap real good
Nuclear war? I wish a bitch would
Rewind and listen again i get mad pussy
You kiss men
Please leave message when you call
Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall
Herro from the Far East Side
I sometimes blow another guy
I still use Compuserve, Windows 31
And I love Filipinos
But I don't like Taiwan
Herro from the Far East Side
I chilling on a water slide
I do your dry cleaning
At the Dry Cleaner Mart
And I know math and science
Because Asians are smart benihana
Is good
Herro oh shit, the song's over