Rucka Rucka Ali - Xi Ping Little Dick Funny Song with Kim Jong (parody of "Lil Bit" by FGL & Nelly) lyrics

Yes, hello hello
Are you ready for number one song in USA?
China

I'm running all of Shanghai
I will hit you with a club if
I find out that you bang guys
Just hang out and bake rice
Good luck finding me
We all look like the same guy
We could make you new Nikes
Or a bootleg DVD of A Bug's Life
Our lead is so nice
Give a Chinese toy to a kid that you like

No, talk shit about Chinese clothes
They're the finest that you know
Drycleaning store is closed whoa no, no

I know we just met but here
Eggroll, eggroll (eggroll) eggroll, eggroll
I grow little kids inside
A hole, eggroll, whoa

China is the greatest country
Fuck where you are from
We are best at gold and rugby
China number one i intern a million Muslims
Made them all sign up
For vacation in a camp ground
All because I got

Just a little dick just a little dick
Just a little dick just a little dick
We eat labs and pugs just a little dick
Just a little dick just a little dick
We steal patents

I from Pyongyang, I throw a
Missile to the ground then it fall down
I poor now please send some pork and a fork
Let's go now missile go real low now
California, yeah bitch, really gonna blow now
Call me your bro now, I own all of SoCal
You gonna glow now

I know we just met but world explode
Explode, explode, explode
I bomb everywhere you thought I won't go
Let's go, let's go

I drop bomb into your country
Blow up where you're from
I'm a little bit of country
Little rock and roll north Korea best Korea
South is getting fucked
I will eat all of the quinoa
And you all get a crumb, 'cause I got

Just a little dick just a little dick
Just a little dick just a little dick
We gon' have some lunch just a little dick
Just a little dick just a little dick

So, I will take Taiwan and Seoul
Also North and South pole
China will attain control oh no, it's cold
Bro, I'm like Asian Dave Grohl
Always try to reach my goals
The election that I stole

We take over your country, Asia number one
We don't like you 'cause you're honkeys
Muricans are dumb
Always eating fries and Big Macs
With a stupid fork
Learn to hold a fucking chop stick
Shit isn't so hard

Just a little dick just a little dick
Just a little dick just a little dick
Hold the stick inside your thumb
Just a little dick just a little dick
Just a little dick eat a bag of bugs