Dog Fashion Disco - Wheel Of Misfortune lyrics

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
If it wasn't for bad luck I'd
Have no luck at all
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
Can't escape the drain of a
Life so filled with tragedy

Black cat staring at me
Green witch in the kitchen cooking
Red devils in the cupboards
Cut and stabbed on a broken mirror

Evil eyes, malevolent glare
Spells and curses everywhere
Knock on wood, step on a crack
Sudden crushing heart attack

Screaming demons in the attic
Cold body in the cellar freezer
Raining frogs in the morning
Death lurks around every corner



I'll just play dead end, game over

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
If it wasn't for bad luck I'd
Have no luck at all
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
Can't escape the drain of a
Life so filled with tragedy

Heartbroken feeling hollow
Aimless, no instinct to follow
No God up above me
All alone with no one to love me

Cut the cake at my pity party
Pour me out on the floor

Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget
Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget
Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget
Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget
Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget
Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget
Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget
Drowning in regret for all the
Things I can't forget

Evil eyes, malevolent glare
Spells and curses everywhere

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
If it wasn't for bad luck I'd
Have no luck at all
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
Can't escape the drain of a
Life so filled with tragedy

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
I'll play dead... end, game over
Pretend I'm not even here
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
I'll play dead... end, game over
Pretend I'm not even here