Dr. Dooom - Simon lyrics

Yeah simon
I'm talkin' to you
This motherfucker right here's for you
You got a lot of motherfuckers
Comin' up on your show
And you tryna act like
You motherfuckin' judgin' every-fuckin'-body
You ain't no-motherfuckin'-body

Fuck American Idol, Simon, and his whack ass!
He can kiss the bottom of my foot
And Paula can kiss my black ass
That show is for no pro, it's for a jackass
I piss on the ratings with a scuba
Diving tank with a German mask
The type of guy to defecate
On jazz and bluegrass
Paint your face black, I
Guarantee all your assets
You'll leave with a blue ass
I'm that insurance guy that come
With a tow truck, when your Maybach crash
These microphone niggas with big
Budgets is trash
Lassie-type niggas who don't bark back
They sneak-bite niggas
I'm ready for combat with poison
Down on the floor
You come up and test my shit like a rat
You pick a spot where you
Think you fuckin hot
And watch me wipe my ass wit'cha baseball cap
I piss on your pants from the Gap
Your bitch be fucked up with Noxzema
On her face with a headwrap
That shit your spit to everybody is head-crap
Fuck with Franklin Fred rap
You're just a man sneakin' back
Through a crack in rap
Flip your fuckin toupee like a flapjack
You a sap in rap
That bitch ain't got no fat
Ass in the magazines that's mad-flat
She's just hyped up with
A corny basketball-ass
That's mad-fat, in fact
She's a DVD homeless cat
Somebody I wouldn't want to dance to my track
Or put on some pants to my track
How you gon' stand there? You better be
In a b-boy stance to my track
Everybody flippin' over a bullshit
Thong in your buttcrack
Now I'm hyper-toned up with a Corona
She ain't got gas in her
Ass to get from Corona
She's a roommate livin' on a
Budget from a loaner
A grown-ass woman flyin' back and
Forth to a yellow Toyota
Fuckin' with some cornbread
Ten-karat-gold-chain nigga
That look like Yoda how the fuck you gon'
Represent plastic surgery?
Yo' ass movin in with the club promoter
How long you gon' do that shit
'til you get older and bolder?
With strength from the butt needles
I'm that nigga that's low-key
In the spotlight
Watchin' your peoples, on some real-life
I'm surreal trife
Watchin' these girls out in Vegas
Askin' Carmelo Anthony to turn on
They Con Edison lights

Yeah! We rule
Dr dooom is in the fuckin' room
Now you take that motherfucker personal
I want y'all to cover your ass
I'mma be there! Motherfucker, I'mma be there
Right in the back of your fuckin' dandruff
Right on top of your hair yeah!