Dr. Octagon - The Turtle Skit lyrics

"Honey, can you lift up your legs a
Little bit? I wanna see, um, uh
 how's your stomach
Been feeling? You've been okay?
Okay how's your, how's your
Back? How's your face? Oh, okay so
 you're saying you are going through the
Process with your
Turtles? Are you allergic to
Anything? Okay we took our X rays
And what you are here for is basically
That you have a turtle in your
Body, a turtle in your uterus
And these are things that
You practiced, were, that you
Did at home privately
That we have to take care of
We have patients that come
In here all the time that
Deal with different things
Some guys have rats in their


Body some guys put bugs
In their ass it's all
Different types of patients
We have, but we have a turtle in your uterus
And we're gonna do what we gotta do, and um
How would you like to pay this?
Bill or cash? 'Cause we're
Gonna try to make this
Arrangement, and, you know
This hospital's about money right now"