Dwayne Johnson - Let's Rock lyrics

Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks
Didn't invite Cena cause he totally sucks
Cena started rapping, it all went south
Know your role Jabroni and shut your mouth
Let's rock everybody let's rock
Cena's got a menstrual clock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

Oh, it's going on, here we go!
Little Fruity Pebble from Newberry, Mass
Rock will take his boot and
Shove it up his ass
Bet you're all happy you're listening to me
And not some goofy Eminem wannabe
Let's rock everybody let's rock
Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

Little Johnny Cena went to the doc
Rock punched his jaw and
The pain wouldn't stop
The doc said Cena you know I'm a fan
But please stop begging for that rectal exam
Let's rock everybody let's rock
Cena close up that smock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

Rock saw cena making out with Eve
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave
Cena was having, the time of his life
I guess he didn't tell her
That he's got a wife
Let's rock everybody let's rock
Divorce lawyer's right up the block
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

April 23rd, 1977
The doctor shouted send that
Baby back to heaven
Sorry Mama Cena, but check these charts
Little baby Johnny's got lady parts
Let's rock everybody let's rock
Little Johnny's got them lady parts
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

This song is especially for you
And you, and all the
GROWN men who are John Cena fan out there
Doesn't really matter how hard you try
Never in your life will you ever taste pie
I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too
But you're a walking virgin and you're 42
Let's rock everybody let's rock
You dress like Kirk and Spock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

Rock's getting some wine and a dozen roses
She's going to meet my Holy Moses
Getting with the Rock is the bomb
You don't believe me, ask Cena's mom
Let's rock everybody let's rock
Cena's mom can barely walk
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks
Sing one more time!
Cena's mom can barely walk
And we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks