ECID, Sims - Motivationally Speaking lyrics

Im a confident optimist
Until I gotta decide whats for lunch
Then I go back to
Instincts of marketing hostages
And wait for commercial break to
Tell what I want
Could of moved to Brooklyn could
Of moved to LA
But Minneap is home where I midi map my poems
To clouds and romanticize the rain
One mans melanoma another’s coffee
Stain Im probably sane
But get more neurotic each
Trip around the sun who reads the terms and
Conditions when their born
News leads reduce me to wake up kinda drunk
Who needs the stress of time
Travel when their bored
If I ever made a movie
I’d assassinate the main character
During the open credit's
Im hoping I can get it together for
My date at the white house
But, I’ll flake like I never got your message

Im a motivational speaker
With self sabotaging features
I talk myself out of everything
It’s a gateway drug to the petty things

Yeah…was gonna carpe the dim
Pay the car payment but I
Slid into some DM’s

I promised myself I would
Not read the comments
The vomit at the bottom of
The articles but dammit
I set out looking for the God particle
But twist for umpteenth clicked
On the BuzzFeed list
Of 9 potatoes that look like Channing Tatum
Shit, Fuck Mary Kill which to pick
Salisbury Hill watch city lights
Flick think which
Connections I should cut ah fuck it
By day he make feng shui out the
Kumite country’s fascination with
The gun play
Got him feeling some type of way
Chased it with a vieux carre
One stray over where the coo coo lay
Was gonna trigger riot but caught a whiff of
The Molotov figured I should try it
Sip until the bottle gone then I nod off
It’s the avant god with an aha moment
And a notion i could, blah blah blah

Im a motivational speaker
With self sabotaging features
I talk myself out of everything
It’s a gateway drug to the petty things