ELOS (ELECTRIC LOS ANGELES), Busdriver, Milo - Not The Best lyrics

Bell Hooks believes Beyonce's a terrorist
And I'm Updating my working
Definition of "Very Best"

I am not the best rapper
None the less I'm just
Stunting like my daddy, though
Watching Mighty Boosh
Doing lunges on the patio

I am not the best rapper
I got some problems, various in sundry
My name should be Cornelius
I should farm mung beans
I am not the best rapper
I wear a mustache like old Rustin Cohle
Paired with a coogi sweater
From Cliff Huxtable

I am not the best rapper
Most days I sorta wanna be dead
Rap albums couldn't afford me quart of water
Pita bread

I am not the best rapper

Wait up!

You can't stop when a hand
Write on your fan site
Cause defending my beliefs is how
I learned how to dance-fight
No, I am not the best rapper
No, I'm not the best rapper

This is a thought experiment out
Of the shark tummy
So tell your dad's bridge partners
Mired in dark money
That I am not the best rapper, or rap whore
Dork booker of a rap tour
Who's excitable on cash poor
Less KimYe, more Kimchi
Less interplay, more synergy

No, I am not the best rapper
In fact, I'm your least favorite rapper

Whoa, yeah whoa, yeah

Oops! You probably don't have my playing card
Cause in 1997
I turned the football field to graveyard
I'm no one's favorite rap dude let's Go!