Eminem - Ass Like That lyrics

Ow, baby

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D doing, doing, doing i don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D doing, doing, doing

The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying "freeze, "
(Oh) , d doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go ring-a-chong
A ching-chong-chong-chong ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please
Forgive for I am Triumph the Puppet Dog
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I
Say and you will love it

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see the show on MTV
My pee-pee goes d doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older
They're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and
Sit down with my popcorn
Police saying "freeze, "
(Oh) , d doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze? Geez
I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put it away
My zipper's zipped please do not remove me
From this movie theater, please
I did not even get to
See Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great
Big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman
This movie's PG
Mr officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea
And be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael
He's too busy? I am Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
'cause there's a puppet on my hand
(Ha ha ha)

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year
I'll say "ass" and she'll make my pee-pee go
D doing, doing, doing

The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo"
I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze, "
(Oh) , d doing, doing, doing
What do you mean
Freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me
I don't even know if I
Can say the word "pee-pee"
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think
I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working
I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me
Please? I ain't never seen an ass like that
'Cause the way you move it
You make my pee-pee go d doing, doing, doing

Woo fuck is wrong with you?
Hah