Eminem, Royce da 5'9" - Bad Meets Evil lyrics

I reckon you ain't familiar
With these here parts you know
There's a story behind that there saloon
20 years ago
Two outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em
Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen
Got murdered in cold-blood
That old saloon there was their
Little home away from home
They say the ghosts of Bad and
Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night, you can still hear
The footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9"

I don't speak, I float in the air
Wrapped in a sheet i'm not a real person
I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is
Read through a seismograph
And the noise is spread


Picked up and transmitted
Through Royce's head (Uhh)
Trap him in his room
Possess him and hoist his bed
'Til the evilness flows through his
Blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one of his boys is dead (Ohh)
I asked him to come to the dark side
He made a choice and said (Yo)
Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse
We can get in two cars
And accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandit's panic
Whose mental capacity
Holds that of a globe on
Top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the Devil
Intelligence level
Is hellier than treble peakin' on
Speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man
Disgraced the race of an atheist
Interceptin' missiles with my bare
Hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords
I buried the Christ corpse in my past life
When the black knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked
It's like the Nazis and the Nation
Collaboratin', attemptin' to take
Over the Earth

'Cause this is what happens
When Bad meets Evil we hit the trees 'til we
Look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
Above the law 'cause I don't
Agree with police either shit, me neither

We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me with the
Keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
While I stab myself in the
Knee with a diseased needle (Ahh)
Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range
Cold enough to make the seasons
Change into freezin' rain
(He's insane) No I'm not
I just want to shoot up
And I'm pissed off, 'cause
I can't find a decent vein
The disaster with dreads
I'm bad enough to commit suicide
And survive long enough to kill
My soul after I'm dead
When in danger, it's funny
Actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
'Cause I serve any stranger with money
I spray a hundred, man
Until they joint chains
While slippin' bullets at point-blank range
Like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it
Murder you then come to your funeral
Service lobby and strangle your
Body to confirm it
Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows
Crackin' jaws
With my fists wrapped in gauze
Dipped in glue and glass i'm blazin' emcees
At the same time amazin' emcees
Somehow, emcees ain't that eyebrow
Raisin' to me from all of angles of us
Flash a MAC loud enough
To cast a avalanche and
Bust 'til volcanoes erupt

Hello? (Billy?)
Ayo, what’s up? (We're comin' to get you)
Stop, they know it's us

I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
(Uh, uh)
I'm the one who burned your house down (Oh)
Well, I'm out now (Shit) and this time
I'm comin' back to blow your house up
And I ain't gon' leave you with
A window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me
Like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and
I'm gettin' ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag
And charge people to breathe

'Cause this is what happens
When Bad meets Evil
And we hit the trees 'til
We look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
Against peaceful
See you in Hell for the sequel
(We'll be waiting) See you in Hell (Uh, huh)
Wall Street
(Yup) , Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady (Uh)
See you in Hell for the sequel (Bye bye)
Bad Meets Evil, what? (Until next time)

And so
That's the story of when Bad meets Evil
Two of the most wanted
Individuals in the county
Made Jesse James and Billy the
Kid look like law-abiding citizens
It's too bad they had to go
Out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin'
Out of that old saloon
But their spirit's still live
On 'til this day
Shh, wait, did y'all hear that?