Eminem - Big Weenie lyrics

I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're a mean, mean man

You're just jealous of me 'cause you
You just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cause you're just
Really jealous of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
'cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright, listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind
This is important we are going to perform an
Experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to
Bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes
Close 'em you are now about to be
Placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore
Into your mind to find out
Why you're so fucking jealous
Now why did they make
Yoo hoo? Pippity-kaka-poo-poo
Psych, I'm kidding, i just wanted to see
If you're still listening
Okay, now I need your undivided attention
Sir, I have a question
Why do I always sense
This undeniable tension?
From the moment that I enter into the
Room it gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever there's conversation
Why am I always mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's
Been itching at me, is it just because

You're just jealous of me 'cause you
You just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cause you're just
Really jealous of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
'cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright now I (Shit) , I just flubbed a line
I was going to say
Something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot, no
I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from
Me is that I fucked up, ain't it?
But I can bust one take
Without looking at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes or me
To stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the
Truth, okay? You're drooling
You have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch?
A bunch of sweets or something? What
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the
Gum, your breath stinks
Wanna chew some gum?
"Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?" You, sir
Are on truth serum
"Marshall, I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarrassed
I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out why
I'm saying all these terrible
Evil and awful mean things
It's my own insecurities"

You're just jealous of me 'cause you
You just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cause you're just
Really jealous of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
'cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright, now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were
Talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like
When it takes two hit's of ecstasy
'Cause that's exactly what your
Eyes look like, wanna check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?
Wait, let me put these sunglasses on
Now look in this mirror
How 'bout now? What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look
Like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
You look like I sound
Like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you
I know you're not happy
I know you'd much rather see me lying in
The corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked
Out of my mind, dying, there's no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a
Banana between two oranges
Why are you even doing this
To yourself? It's pointless
Why do we have to keep on
Going through this? This is torturous
My point is this
That if you say mean things
Your weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is
You're just as

You're just jealous of me 'cause you
You just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cause you're just
Really jealous of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
'cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Fuck off my dick