Eminem, Proof - Canopy Freestyle lyrics

Shady family
We hold it down like a mothafuckin canopy
And I don't even know what a canopy is
What yo I gots to flow
This is my mo or my dimo
When I throw your mothafuckin demo
Out the limo window of it
And I don't care what the fuck the public
Really thinks of it they can shove it
Up their mothafuckin assholes or
Their whole ass
They don't know the ass I hold
In the ground so fast
I can come with this delivery
Ya'll can't get wit me
Shiver me timbers here we go ya'll wimpers
And whinin and we be designin the rhymes
Off our mind and the top of our domes
While you're on your cellular phones
Tellin your man yo Eminem Proof
Is on the microphone
Yo hurry up and go dial and keep it locked in
Cause we be shockin

Yo here he is a lot of
People out there is curious
They say my freestyles is furious as
Shade 45 yes yes ya'll in the place to be I
Wreck your body like cholesterol
The best of all I test the
Balls any man that wanna
Come and? I'm in the game for a minute now
Yo the Green Lantern bout to spin it now
Ayo yo when in doubt hit
The man off right now ya'll come on come on

Let's see if I can go off the top of the head
With the same flow that I kept
On this record already been said
Yo here I go again, once one more time
When I be kickin this fuckin flawless rhyme
And ya'll don't understand cuz ya'll
Can't ever beef wit me
Battle me whatever scadattles you cuz
You go to Seattle
And you can see from here to Satelite radio
Its Slim Shady on Shady forty five radio
And I can say it slow or I can say it fast
It don't matter cuz really on the
Mic I whoop your ass
I whoop your mothafuckin ass
From here to thurr and I can't even see you
But I don't even curr
Cuz I'm sure that if you try
To fuck wit me but luckily
People steppin up to me really
Don't wanna fuck wit me
Cause if they try to do they
Gon' get fuckin fucked up gee
Cause listen to the rhyme and you
Be tryin walk up to me
And step to me with that mental telepathy
When ya life is in jeapordy
And mothafuckas know they can't step to me
Pull out the fuckin weaponry the pepper spray
Here we go so step away
From the fuckin microphone
This is? Yo yesterday I seen this
Girl from around the way
And she had nice titties and ass and I
Said damn I can't let you pass
So I walked up to her and said miss
Can I give your asshole a kiss she said yes
She said no then she said
Yes but spank me slow
So I did then next thing you know she said
Here's my number holla at the kid
I said holla at the kid
I don't understand holy shit the
Damn chick was a man
Oh god oh lord no lord please
Don't applaud cuz I'm really not sure
If that was the right thing to do