Eminem - Discombobulated lyrics

Oh, ayo, Dre i'm discombobulated
Let's take 'em back (Accents)
In time (Everything's all fucked up)
I'm discombobulated, discombobulated
Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didn't mean to
Piss you off, my lady
What I really meant to say is
It goes a little something like this

Soon as I'm through with the Unisom
I'ma hit the snooze alarm
Before I lose my mind
Who am I gonna use it on?
Utilizing this tool, I will execute a line
Like what I tried to do one time
In my youth when I euthanized
My poodle in junior high
Used to hide in my room and fly
To the moon and try suicide with
The glue from my school supplies
Then Proof, Denaun
Eye-Kyu and I would climb in that hooptie
To ride to 'Drew's and rhyme
Bodied Saint Andrew's Hall too
Many times to count
Before I tear up The Shelter
Give my dawgs a pound
Now I'm 'bout to treat all
Of you rappers' noggins how
Dre does every time he goes
Back to Compton now
'Cause every so often I'll visit
My old stomping grounds
And Doc's in the house
So you know the bong is out
Room is spinning like nine
Hundred-thousand miles an hour
Forgot what I'm talkin' 'bout, fuck
I'm discombobulated

Now up is down, left is right
Day is night now, in is out, black is white
So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide
'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
No means yes, but yes don't mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
(No) Yes! (No) Yes! (No) No! (Yes) Oh! (Oh)
Yeah

Just flew the coop
The cops are in hot pursuit
But the day they catch me is
The day 50'll call a truce
And quash the feud with him and Ja
And Ja'll actually spit a bar
That's not from a Dr seuss book
And they'll start a group (Haha)
Fuck it, I'm a kook, I know I got a screw
And a couple of marbles loose
Brain is like ramen soup
Shout to Trugoy, gotta give a De La salute
'Cause my noodle's in a knot
Call it pasta noose (Posdnuos, yeah)
Wizard of ah's (Oz) and ooh's
Same Marshall Bruce in that battle
Who lost to Juice
Who also used to sound like Nas
On "Live at the Barbeque"
Now I got the juice
Wouldn't beef if I was you
Like, au jus, but beef, if like
"I was you, " but, like, ah, fuck you (Man)
Long as I got these walls
And these hallways I'm always
Have someone to argue with, I'm
Just all twisted, I'm discombobulated, man

Now up is down, left is right
Day is night now, in is out, black is white
So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide
'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
No means yes, but yes don't mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
(No) Yes! (No) Yes! (No) No! (Yes) Oh! (Oh)

I'm at my best when I'm at my worst
And for that I'm blessed
So every time I rap I curse
And that's why press
I usually get attacked by first
They're at my neck
Like motherfucking vampires
So critics si day I si day
The same shi-dit, I'm always degrading
Little bi-ditch well, fi-duck 'em
They can si-duck my di-dick when
I'm taking a shi-dit
Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now
Should I tell 'em where to put it?
I'm si do fed up with it
They ask me dumb shi-dit
So I act like I'm on a
Kayak with my back to Niagara
No life jacket, man, I
Had like six psychiatrists, scientists
Misdiagnose me with plaque psoriasis
'cause I asked 'em, "Why is it
My eye itches?" so they gave
Me some diet tips
And Viagra with side effects
I might end up growing spiderwebs
In my head and dying a horrifying death
On my final breath
I will tell you, apply your lips to my dick
It's one size that fit's
I just took an AIDS test and
The doctor said to think positive
What the fuck?

Now up is down, left is right
Day is night now, in is out, black is white
So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide
'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
No means yes, but yes don't mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
(No) Yes! (No) Yes! (No) No! (Yes) Oh! (Oh)

Haha, yeah dr dre
Black Bethoven s1
2050, haha we're out