Eminem - Evil Deeds lyrics

Lord, please forgive me for what I do
For I know not what I've done

Father, please forgive me for I
Know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that
I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
Head popped off, head popped off, head
Popped off, head popped off, head popped off
But Momma don't want me, the
Next thing I know, i'm gettin' dropped off
Gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped
Off, gettin' dropped off
Gettin' dropped off
Ring-ring-ring on the doorbell of
The next door neighbors
On their front porch


Their front porch, their front
Porch, their front porch, their front porch
But they didn't want me neither
So they left me on someone else's lawn
Else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn
'Til somebody finally took me in
My great aunt and uncle, edna and Charles
Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna
And Charles, Edna and Charles
They were the ones who were left in charge
My elementary
They'd gang up on me and sing this song
Sing this song, sing this
Song, sing this song, sing this song
It went a little something like
"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb
Little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn"
Momma why do they keep sayin'
This? I just don't understand, understand
And by the way, where's my dad?

Father, please forgive me for I
Know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that
I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Predominantly, predominantly
Everything's always predominantly
Predominantly-white, predominantly black
Well, what about me?
Where does that leave me? Well
I guess that I'm between
Predominantly both of 'em
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again
I'ma scream
While I'm projectile vomitin' what
Do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kiddin'?
What do I look like, some kinda idi
Wait a minute, shit
Don't answer that why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so
Much bullshit? It's such bullshit
It's tush mull bish "Woe is me
There goes poor Marshall again
Whinin' about his millions
And his mansion and his sorrow
He's always drownin' in
And the dad that he never had
And how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a
Dope addict, and his ex-wife
How they go at it
Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as
That Mr mathers claims he had it
I can't imagine it that little rich, poor
White bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out of
The bank and take a bath in it
Man, if I only had half of it"
Shit, if you only knew the half of it haha

Father, please forgive me for I
Know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that
I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons
I never had any of this shit planned, Mom
Please believe
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn
Never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Claus
Why are you not comin' this year again?
What did I do that was
So bad to deserve this?
Everything could have been so perfect
But life ain't a fairytale i'm about to
Be hoisted up in the air
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere
I don't even know but who feel like they
Know me 'cause I'm in this ferris wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the
Mall and take Hailie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now, do-si do now, curtains up
The show must go now
Ring-around-the-rosie, the show's over
You can all go home now
But the curtain just don't close for me
This ain't how fame was supposed to be
Where's the switch I could
Just turn off-and-on?
This ain't what I chose to be
So please, God
Give me the strength to have what
It takes to carry on 'Til I pass 50 back the
Baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone

Father, please forgive me for I
Know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that
I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
I said, Father
Please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that
I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
(Evil deeds, evil deeds, evil deeds)

Oh! Last one, baby, let's go
Last one, baby, let's go detroit!