Eminem, Dr. Dre - Guilty Conscience lyrics

Meet Eddie, 23 years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
(Damn, I'm going fucking insane)
He decides to rob a liquor store
(I gotta take this shit, I
Can't take it no more, holmes)
But on his way in
He has a sudden change of heart
(Shit is mine)
And suddenly (I gotta do this)
His conscience comes into play
(I gotta do this)

Alright, stop (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the
Door of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
(Who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin' conscience
That's nonsense go in, gaffle the money
And run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress and
One of her blond wigs (Can I borrow this?)
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs
With Renee's razor blades
Yeah, but if it all goes
Through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you
And they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk
In the door first look at the store clerk
She's older than George Burns
Fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch
Can you afford to blow this
Shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she
Dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a
Fuck if you have kids? Man, don't do it
It's not worth it to risk it (You're right)
Not over this shit (Stop)
Drop the biscuit (I will)
Don't even listen to Slim, yo
He's bad for you you know what
Dre? I don't like your attitude

Come on, just come in here for a minute
I don't know look, look, look
Damn look, it's gonna be alright, alright?
O-okay
Look, give me a kiss, pull your pants off
Come on

Meet Stan, 21 years old
After meeting a young girl at a rave party
Things start getting hot and heavy
In an upstairs bedroom
Once again, his conscience comes into play

Now, listen to me
While you're kissin' her cheek
And smearin' her lipstick
Slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble
On this little bitch's earlobe
Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her
It's not fair
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?
(Uh, huh)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare
'Til she passes out and she
Forgot how she got there
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?
No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog
Then bail

Here I lay (Man, it feels good to be home)
Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man
(What the fuck?) Grady

Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin'
Fuck that shit
You just caught this bitch cheatin'
While you at work
She's with some dude tryna get off
Fuck slittin' her throat
Cut this bitch's head off
Wait, what if there's an
Explanation for this shit?
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe he's right, Grady
But think about the baby before
You get all crazy
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat
Get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart
Don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody
Who slapped Dee Barnes? What you say?
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
I'ma kill you, motherfucker
Uh uh, temper, temper mr dre, Mr nWA, Mr aK
Comin' straight outta Compton
Y'all better make way
How in the fuck you gonna tell
This man not to be violent?
'Cause he don't need to go the
Same route that I went been there, done that
Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'?
Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at?