Eminem, Proof - Just Rhymin' with Proof lyrics

Are we supposed to shut up or talki'll
Cut your butt up and walk
Around with my ass showing all
Over the fuckin town

Then you get done up in chalk yo

We readywe ready we ready we ready?
Ready to hold it steadyspeakin
Of hold it steady
You can hold my nuts steady and then
I can stick my dick in you
Like a machetteif you're a girl
If you're a girl then you're my
Worldand I will kill anybody
That means you, her or him
It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem
And I'm Slimi'm also slim
And your future's Whim

Ha hadon't stop
D-12 y'allyea we bust it off the top
We get in that ass Preparation-H style
Knock more boots than that group H Town
(Booo) everybody tryina tell us to wait now
You look dumb as fucklike Puffy in
His video on that breakdown (hahaha)
Tryin to dance around
How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now
Sever your style divide and Parish
Part ishwhen my cart is bustin thru this
Wassup to Bizarre Kid
Targets get hit and liftoff
Here it is we bout to rip off
Lick shotsno timewe gettin dick snot emzy

Speakin of lift off
I'm blastin offyour ass is softso
I'm startin to jack off
Cuz I'm so hornyand your lyrics are so corny
That they bore me and I woke
Up too late this morning
Or too earlywait a minute there goes Shirley
The girly I fucked last year
When her hair was curly
Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite
And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut
He said his predicates and pronouns
And wanted to throw down
And he said "I like you"and then he walked
Up and said "Let me snake bite you"
And I said hell nokicked him
With my shell toe
Gave him a elbowayo Proof go

Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2
What you wanna get done to
Your chest plateeradicate
Get your flesh ateeasily donehere it is
Freestyleno need to write shitcuz
When we write shit
Y'all like to buy shitthat why street
Light up when we write stuff
It's time to be the
Champions at thisit's D-12
1-2 True crewslim Shady and Big Proof
Knockin over igloos in Alaska
When we blast ya
A massacre creator, one time for data
Darker than Vadergo anybody hot
As the Equator
It's time to get down one time
For those that don't know us
Girls wanna blow us like Monicalewinsky
Come against me

Go and see I'm an invincible MC
If you don't believe it then you
Wanna try to convince me
That you're doper than mewhich we'll hope
You would hope to bebut hopefully
I will rock globaly
And nationwidethats why my ass is wide
Thats why your ass just died
On the passenger side
Like a fuckin ridewhen it got
Shot up by a drive-by
When I drove by 5 times
And gave it five tries and still missed it
I got a fuckin' mental
Illness a gentle stillness
Violencecomplete silence is what I need in
The room while I freestyle
What I need is to dowhat is
Need is smoke weed and brew
Andsmoke brew? You don't smoke brew
If you do I'll choke you and then
I guarantee I'll out smoke you
You're crew's a joke too and I can stick
My dick in a bitch and poke you

Stick it in thererock with my
Cock on sky rock
Knock ya eye out the sock (sock)
Get (get) yeah we come to rock (it)
So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop
(shit)
Now how you feel right now we bust yoop
(tic, tock)
We lunatics with mics and we don't
Stop we come to rock
The dirty dozen is non-stop
To the top from tree tops
To ewoks that pop Reeboks
And men with pre-ops yo now there is 3-Pac's
Master Pthug Life and now it's 2pac
Get back to that onehere goes
The rhyme that you dropped

The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
In high tops and walking around
Like a one-eyed Cyclops
And you can't see mei only got one
Eye and I can still see you
You can even give it a dumb tryif you're
A dumb guy then come try this
But, I rock the microphone with my flyness
So get off my jockget of my cockwhen
I sky rock it in sky rockshitbitch

Ayoa lot of people always try to tell
Usthat we gonna be better or failures
But me or Slim yo you can't tell me
You try to freestyle son we gon'
Put these verses on your LP
Slow down with that old stuffi heard the
Most of y'all is Mos Def

My LPmy whole LPtha last one
Was screaming help me
You couldn't melt me if you
Was Vanilla Iceyo guess what
My Nuuuuuuuuutz!
Here I go with the lyrical miraclespiritual
Spiritalyou don't wanna hear it though
I rickety rock the microphone
Don't do it don't do it cuz
That shit is stupidi knew it
I take a beat and loop iti
Take a beat and troop it
What the fuck did that meanI don't know
But I got phat jeans on
And I already said that but I
Don't know where my head's at
All I wanna do is go back to the
Hotel and know where my bed's at

Yo wheres the beds at so we
Can relax and catch Ease
Y'all don't want none of tha dirty Deez
From the 3-1's it's for the three of thirds
One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs
Under the curb early morn take it to born
Y'all get broke upput back
Together re-enact it
Some times you see thisyou just a faggot
No need to tag itwit more
Loot that Jimmy Swagart

Faggotuh ohwas that homophobic?
But no one knows itand I'm so homophobic
I won't even throw clothes in the closet
Fuck iti've lost iti'm holocaustedsee my
Face it's written all acrossed it
This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
I'm so high I'm 'bout to dieand I'm
So tired I'm 'bout to fry
You're so fired you're down

Heyit's meit's the hamster man
Coming all the way from Amsterdam
And I come to tell you all a little secret
So you can eat it you
Got to grab your crackers mumbling

Quit spittin your writ shit bitch I'll
Kill you and kick you
In your motherfuckin' dick and
Your clityou little pussy
Hermaphrodite with no appetite
And you ain't rappin' right but
You was taking rapid bites
Of my dick when you was
On itmy brain is haunted
I walk up in a place in a
T-shirt wit my stains on it
But, I don't give a damngive a
Fuckgive a shitgive a hell
Give a piss give a dick give a lick

Yealive and direct it's us
You better back up

You better back up before I jack off
Back off before I jack off

You better back off before he jack off
(laughing)
You better back off before I jack off

Colder than Jack Frostsmack you
Across your face while I'm still jackin off
Sittin' in the closet beatin' my shit
Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz
I'm thinkin' of a bitch
Wait a minute oh shit she's here
Look who walked in the doorcome
In it's Britney Spears! (Ken Kaniff)
Ohcome here little girl
Come here little girl

What happened? (I dunno)
We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin')
Gun clappin' and all I need is one
Napkin to wipe the cum off
When I come off with the drum off
Whatever the hell that meantbut I can
Still speak wit' a accent a French accent
Excuse my French but
Suck my dick touche le le poouhhbitch

Bonjouri'm here with the cureoh yea lets
Rock it for the drawer
Hey Emhow you doin this is
Methe Em jockget off my damn cock

Yo while you're spraying verbsyou ain't
Even fuckin' saying words
(THuuuG) Pronounce your words rightand you
Can ride around curbs
And bounce your herbs tight what the fuck?
(Yo somethin' is in the
Beat that keeps talkin')
Yo put another beat on before you get peed on

Yo are we done or what? They want
Us to freestyle for 45 min

Hihi my name is my name ismy name is
Slim Shadyslim Shadybitch you're little just
Like that Kim lady
And I'm in sky rock radiothe
Shadiest bro on the radio
But, you don't hear me though