Eminem - Medicine Ball lyrics

Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Oh no, I can't believe it
It's like I've got the whole world in my palm
And I'm ready to drop bombs

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York
Right next to the Tribeca
That's my sector, homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector
I said, nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector
So you can't get pregnant if
I bisexually wreck ya
Hannibal Lecter in the guy section, I bet ya
I tantalize ya and in less than
Five seconds I get ya
They say once bitten then twice shy
Well lie next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities
Why yes sir i took the rest of the


Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe, what
Else should I try, lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before
Her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter
Then I guess I'll
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger
Then digest her

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and
Where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball
You're all in i said
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and
Where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball
Friends

All my Westside bitches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef
And blow it up man, I think that he just
Fell off the deep end, sure enough
So you better change the station
To keep from throwing up
Man, you seen it all before
You're all too familiar with it
There's a penis on the floor and two balls
So you know who did it
You know you with it, girl, don't front
Oh no you didn't
I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole
You kiddin'? I'll pee on Rihanna, see man
I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in the sauna room
Crazy-gluin' Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two
Then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that, man
Who would've thought I
Could ever be such a relentless prick
Unleashing his vengeance
But the chick's so old
She looks like she outlived a life sentence
I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive
If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be
You're so sensitive

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and
Where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball
You're all in i said
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and
Where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball
Friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and
Lead him right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand
Big man? Grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man, they don't understand
I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my fault his name rhymes
With so many different words, jeez
So one last time, Mr christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me
And just spit the verse, please?
"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you (inhale)
Always hated you, and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes
My Superman costume (inhale)
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this shit too far (inhale)
Who do you think you are? Hang
My suit up in the armoire
Every day I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you
Think you're hardcore"

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and
Where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball
You're all in i said
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and
Where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball
Friends

The world is mine