Eminem - My Name Is (Original) lyrics

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what?
(Excuse me) My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
(Can I have the attention of
The class for one second?)
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through
Each one of my eyelids?
(Uh, huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
(Yeah! Yeah)
Try 'cid and get fucked up
Worse than my life is?
(Huh?)
My brain's dead weight
I'm tryna get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice
Girl I want to impregnate
(Oh)
And Dr dre said, "Slim Shady
You a basehead"
(Uh, uh)
"Then why's your face red? Man
You wasted"
Well, since age 12
I felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from
The top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped
Pamela Lee's tit's off
And smacked her so hard I knocked
Her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass
And fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Come here, slut "Shady, wait a
Minute, that's my girl
Dawg"
I don't give a fuck
God sent me to piss the world off

Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to have sex
With me in junior high
The only problem was
My English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
Then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians
Rapin' lesbians
While they're screaming
"Let's just be friends!"
99 percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does
More dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs
And name it after her
You know you blew up when
The women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands
Like some screaming Usher fans
This guy at White Castle
Asked for my autograph
So I signed it: "Dear Dave
Thanks for the support
Asshole!"

Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs
To be locked away!
Dr dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave
It's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside
The cemetery and buried alive
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and
My palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk
I'll fuck anything that walks
When I was little I used to get
So hungry I would throw fit's
How you gonna breastfeed me
Mom? You ain't got no tit's!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and
Shoot myself in the head
I'm steaming mad and by the way
When you see my dad
Tell him that I slit his throat
In this dream I had

Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady