Eminem - The Warning lyrics

Only reason I dissed you in the first place
Is 'cause you denied seeing me
Now I'm pissed off

Sit back, homie, relax, in fact
Grab a six pack
Kick back while I kick facts, yeah
Dre sick track perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick-wack?
I got the same exact tat
That's on Nick's back
I'm obsessed now, oh gee
Is that supposed to be me in
The video with the goatee?
Wow Mariah, didn't expect you to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up 'fore I
Put all them phone calls out
You made to my house when you
Was wildin' out before Nick
When you was on my dick and
Give you something to smile about
How many times you fly to my house
Still tryin' to count
Better shut your lyin' mouth if you
Don't want Nick findin' out
You probably think 'cause it's been so long
If I had something on you I
Woulda did it by now
Oh, on the contrary, Mary Poppins
I'm mixin' our studio session down
And sendin' it to masterin' to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do
Mariah it ever occur to you
That I still have pictures? However
You prefer to do
And that goes for Nick too, faggot
You think I'm scurred of you?
You're gonna ruin my career
You better get one
Like I'ma sit and fight with you
Over some slut bitch cunt
That made me put up with her
Psycho ass over six months
And only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah what you gonna say
I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly
That you fuckin' had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base, what the fuck you tell Nick
Pumpkin?
The second week we were dry humpin'
That's gotta count for somethin'
Listen, girly
Surely you don't want me to talk
About how I nutted early
'Cause I ejaculated prematurely
And bust all over your belly
And you almost started hurling
And said I was gross, go get a towel
Your stomach's curling or maybe you do
But if I'm embarrassin' me
I'm embarrassin' you and don't you
Dare say it isn't true
As long as that song's gettin' airplay
I'm dissin' you i'm a hair away from gettin'
Carried away and gettin' sued
I was gonna stop at sixteen
That was thirty-two
This is thirty-four bars
We ain't even third of the way through
Damn Slim, Mariah played you, Mariah who?
Oh did I say "whore
" Nick? I meant a liar too (Ha)
Like I've been goin' off on you all this time
For no reason, girl
You out your alcoholic mind
Check your wine cellar
Look at the amounts of all the wine
Like I fuckin' sit around and think
About you all the time
I just think this shit is funny when
I pounce you on a rhyme
But fuck it, now I'm 'bout to draw the line
And for you to cross it that's a
Mountain that I doubt you wanna climb
I can describe areas of your
House you wouldn't find
On an episode of Cribs, a blow below the ribs
If I hear another word so
Don't go openin' your jibs
'Cause every time you do it's
Like an overload of fibs
I ain't sayin' this shit again, ho
You know what it is it's a warning shot
'fore I blow up your whole spot
Call my bluff and I'll release
Every fuckin' thing I got
Includin' the voicemails right before
You flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin' to stick
Two CDs in the same slot

Slim Shady, artful dodger
Slim Shady, artful dodger

(I love you) I love you, too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear
Boo now what you say?
(It's nothing) yeah, so what I'll do
Is refresh your memory when you said
(I want you) now should I keep goin' or
Should we call truce?
(You think you're cute
Right?) You bet your sweet ass I do
(I'm Mary Poppins, baby) And I'm Superman
Ooh (Mary P Slim Shady) Comin' at you
So if you'll still be my (Baby girl)
Then I'll still be your (Superhero)
(Oh and Em?) yeah, I'm right here
(You like this) Nope, not anymore, dear
It cuts like a
(Knife) when I tell you get a (Life)
But I'm movin' on with mine, Nick
Is that your (Wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth
Then I'll leave her alone if she don't
(Stick to the script) then
I'ma just keep goin' damn

I see Mary Ann
Mary Ann's saying cut the tape
Cut the tape, knife