Eminem - We Made You lyrics

Guess who? D'you miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

When you walked through the door (Woo)
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (Baby, yeah)
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We’re the ones who made you

Ahem, back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac for
Antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task
That is at hand? How does it feel? Is it
Fantastic? Is it grand?
Well, look at all the massive
Masses in the stands
"Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans!"
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him
Just ‘cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then squish it
Then pass it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, Ken, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But, Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact
I see you grin now come in, girl

When you walked through the door (Woo)
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (Baby)
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We’re the ones who made you

The enforcer
Looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest
Girl and charley-horse her
Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't? Are
You telling me tenderness?
Well, I can be as gentle and
As smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner
Then nail her, baby
Say hello to my little friend!
Brit, forget K-Fed
Let's cut off the middleman
Forget him or you're gonna end
Up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be
For the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl
Pay them little attention
And little did I mention that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other guys
You give 'em an inch
They take a mile they got style
But it isn't Slim

When you walked through the door (Woo)
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (Baby)
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We’re the ones who made you

And that's why, my love
You'll never live without
I know you want me, girl
'Cause I can see you checking me out
And, baby, you know you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it, baby
I'm the only one for you (fart)

Damn, girl
I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
You think that's bad
You should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such
Finesse and nostalgia
Man, Cash, I don't mean to
Mess with your gal, but
Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth
(Blup)
Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I
Keep dressing like Elvis "Lord, help us
He's back in his pink ALF shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit!"
I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica
Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy
I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak
Baby, I think you just met your soulmate
Now break it down, girl

When you walked through the door (Woo)
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
You’re the one they adore
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (Baby)
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We’re the ones who made you

So baby baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good!
I can't wait, I'm going back ha ha, woo!
Dr dre! 2020! Yeah!