Epic rap battle parodies, J, Seth Wisniewski - Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto lyrics
[Epic rap battle parodies, J, Seth Wisniewski - Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto lyrics]
Epic rap battle parodies shigeru miyamoto
VS wALT DISNEY
BEGIN
All aboard! It's the man who needs
No fairy dust to sprinkle
'Cause he's always fly compared to
Nerds addicted to pachinkos!
But you took a different game of
Chance and gambled to diss me
You really came to dance? Please
You can't waltz through Disney!
I gave birth to animation
While your sense of innovation's
Just some gimmicks that would trickle
To Xbox and Playstation! But of course
Your first creations surely took imagination
Just not yours is what I'm saying tell me
Who's Link's inspiration?
I made dreams into scenes you're
Lucky to be a boss
Taking naps while your dad slept
Your way to the top!
Now you're fallen in the
Holе of Illumination's hurdles!
You'd be Lucky if you stole
Thе show like Universal!
With all that lung cancer
I'm surprised you didn't choke
But let's reverse the roles
'cause this time, you're getting smoked!
Let's-a go! It's-a-Miyamoto with
The dope flow! My verse got more one-ups
Than mushroom risotto!
You made childhood dreams about prices!
Your rapping skills are like
Your live-action films: lifeless!
My touchscreens redefined what gaming allowed
While you tried to get touchy with
Some Songs of the South!
Even with the coins you must have, for you
It's game over!
You only hammed your business 'cause
You didn't like kosher
You're incompetent! Dropped the console wars
No confidence
Unstoppable, our bombs are still the
Top of the box office!
I was spreading joy to children when
The whole world seemed dark!
I got rhymes so sick they'd make
A wish for my park! And those baseless
Racist claims are nothing but some rumors!
But if we're talking hatred, well then
All your fans are tumors!
A bunch of smelly losers stirring
Up some Reddit strife!
Plus, it'd only take a Peach to
Bring their magic broom to life! (Hah)
Spreading joy to kids? I'd be
Calling you a liar
'Cause you ruin child actors
Even worse than Dan Schneider!
You'll be seeing Stars like Fox
But this one you'll never own
So get on your knees and give
My Wii some motion control!
In your country
They don't even recognize you
When they see ya!
While I've been a global legend
Since you suckled Mamma Miya!
You'd scare your company
Pretend that you're their holy God
So obsessed with your games
You treat your workers like Pokemon!
When the industry blew over
Guess who blew on the cartridge
But you never gave me credit? Guess
I am the better artist!
While I'll be known for saving
Gaming's crash and burn
You'll be known for making monsters
Like Beast and John Lasseter!
You only got your label
Rich by ripping fables!
I've been fatal with creative hacks
Since I've been flipping tables!
Call the mouse of yours Key
'cause you couldn't serve a Mic
But I'm pretty sure that Disney must
Be used to getting iced!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! Epic rap battle parodies
VS wALT DISNEY
BEGIN
All aboard! It's the man who needs
No fairy dust to sprinkle
'Cause he's always fly compared to
Nerds addicted to pachinkos!
But you took a different game of
Chance and gambled to diss me
You really came to dance? Please
You can't waltz through Disney!
I gave birth to animation
While your sense of innovation's
Just some gimmicks that would trickle
To Xbox and Playstation! But of course
Your first creations surely took imagination
Just not yours is what I'm saying tell me
Who's Link's inspiration?
I made dreams into scenes you're
Lucky to be a boss
Taking naps while your dad slept
Your way to the top!
Now you're fallen in the
Holе of Illumination's hurdles!
You'd be Lucky if you stole
Thе show like Universal!
With all that lung cancer
I'm surprised you didn't choke
But let's reverse the roles
'cause this time, you're getting smoked!
Let's-a go! It's-a-Miyamoto with
The dope flow! My verse got more one-ups
Than mushroom risotto!
You made childhood dreams about prices!
Your rapping skills are like
Your live-action films: lifeless!
My touchscreens redefined what gaming allowed
While you tried to get touchy with
Some Songs of the South!
Even with the coins you must have, for you
It's game over!
You only hammed your business 'cause
You didn't like kosher
You're incompetent! Dropped the console wars
No confidence
Unstoppable, our bombs are still the
Top of the box office!
I was spreading joy to children when
The whole world seemed dark!
I got rhymes so sick they'd make
A wish for my park! And those baseless
Racist claims are nothing but some rumors!
But if we're talking hatred, well then
All your fans are tumors!
A bunch of smelly losers stirring
Up some Reddit strife!
Plus, it'd only take a Peach to
Bring their magic broom to life! (Hah)
Spreading joy to kids? I'd be
Calling you a liar
'Cause you ruin child actors
Even worse than Dan Schneider!
You'll be seeing Stars like Fox
But this one you'll never own
So get on your knees and give
My Wii some motion control!
In your country
They don't even recognize you
When they see ya!
While I've been a global legend
Since you suckled Mamma Miya!
You'd scare your company
Pretend that you're their holy God
So obsessed with your games
You treat your workers like Pokemon!
When the industry blew over
Guess who blew on the cartridge
But you never gave me credit? Guess
I am the better artist!
While I'll be known for saving
Gaming's crash and burn
You'll be known for making monsters
Like Beast and John Lasseter!
You only got your label
Rich by ripping fables!
I've been fatal with creative hacks
Since I've been flipping tables!
Call the mouse of yours Key
'cause you couldn't serve a Mic
But I'm pretty sure that Disney must
Be used to getting iced!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! Epic rap battle parodies