Falconshield - Falconshield - This Is War 5 (This Is Wardles) lyrics

(Vroom, Vroom) hi! I'm Lulu
And I'm super pleased to meet you
Faerie's on my shoulder he can't
Wait to make you meat, Too
(That tasted purple)

Dispense with the formalities and schemes
You may be contemplating
Foes are turning furry in
A hurry when transmogulating

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Boys see me and get wild growth (Hugify)
Just one look and up we go!
Muggles always on my wand
Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick?
Don't remember? I'll send you Pix

Not quite the common lady
But just maybe you can get to know me
Shielding all these carries, staying wary
Just to keep you going

They know that I'm the dom and
Stay submissive to this magic master
Fidget with your mind and drive you
Crazy till you can't spell "caster"
Turn you warm an fuzzy, leave you silenced
Now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want
But you're no Harry Potter

Pick a lane to face me, tilting baby
It just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking
Magicked corpses like, "Abra Cadaver"

The mobile warrior is back
Commence the drillin' and killin'
These villains illing and feeling
The robot wrath that I'm willing
I've reached the ceiling
But not my rhymes or skills that are spilling
I'm at my threshold for damage
And now I'm red unfeeling it's time to go
Cause when my armor's steady and ready
I'm gonna lay a beat down and
One they won't be forgetting
Tristy's my soul
And though I'm bound to damage and Ravage
I'm focused like a Laserbeak and
Rumble's still such a savage!


(This'll be a blast)
Exploding to the battle
I'm unloading the satchel
I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger
Though he thinks I'm a hassle
But even Donger must be feeling
The extent of my brilliance
Cause when the Dean of Demolition speaks
The worlds gonna' hear it

It's time to boot up the show
This fuse is ready to blow
Fallout from my mega bomb
Is dropping nuclear glow
I hope you've got enough room
Because you can't flee the doom
Like Marvin Martian I just want to
Hear this world go "Kaboom"

I may be talking Looney Tunes
But I'm a Hannah-Barbarian
My explosive devices just makes it
Harder to bury you
When the bomb is ignited and
Then you try to escape
I see you here and there and there - well
You're all over the place

The major league competitor
Because I throw like it's Madden
And then I use my satchel charge
To just take off like Aladdin
And I don't need a Jasmine I
Just need you to be gone
I can show you the world when
I drop this magic carpet bomb

It's no surprise, That I'm breaking the ice
Look I'm just here so I don't get fined
The past and present, you can Link it to I
My temperament rise
Glass cannon as a dorf, Until
You see the Ganon surprise, Check it

Shifting the flow
The two for one package is coming
Back like it's a boomerang throw
Watch how I glow, Up into
Yorkage with the beast inside
The name's Gnaruto
Identity crisis, We splice up
The flavor, experimental build
Feel like I'm Stitch
A Gentleman's Savage, Mischief
Amidst, Digivolution, From Rookie to Switch!

When your team game's distorted
And synergy gets contorted
Resisting me is the focus
My Rampage will annul it
I Evolve into a Godlike Zilla
No point in hiding i'm invincible
Provided no David can stop Goliath
When the boulders get to flying
Your stones are hardly defiant
Blood and bones my bread and butter
When feeding this dino giant

Anger potent, Hi, I'm Hogan Gnar
Cross me and I'll throw you far
Prehistoric Cyber Franky
Little Foots with bulky arms
Manners isn't made for Gnar
Banner Hulk is who I are
Charming but alarming
Bandle City's my Jurassic Park

-From Diddy Kong, - (To the mighty Grodd)
(Hit Gear 4, Then I crush them) , -All-
(Jumping, Crushing, Stomping
Going hard is never going far)

This is War, A Yordle's Paradise y'all-
(And they call me Gnar! -)

I've got a mighty tantrum
Inducing rage all day
When despair sets in you know it's the
Curse of the Sad Mummy
"So sad and lorn, the helpless lad"
I heard them say
From behind my back but I guess that
Is who I've become today

Crying to your mummy, she ain't coming
Ain't it funny? Stepping in to teamfights
About to make that money
Throwing out that bandage toss
I'm looking for some new friends
Okay! Where are we going?
Aww, wait, hey no, come back!
You don't wanna play with me?
Then I guess it's time for a hug attack!

Tearing through this brush with
My hunter's machete, Uh
2 health pots and a warding
Totem at the ready my tears don't fall
No they crash all around me
Because no one wants to duo queue
With a sad little mummy
Coming out the jungle and I'm
Still looking for new friends
Wanna hug it out or are you
Looking to get stunned again?
Amumu the mummy, immortal master of misery
With all my CC I'll make
Us friends for eternity!

Enough this display is highly repulsive
And frankly, far too ego indulgent
This misappliance of science
Indeed must retire
But for the time being I'll
Fight fire with fire

I am the HE-IM-ER DING-ER End All, Be All
Inventor, experimenter, professor
Data processor embodiment of accomplishment
But you can call me God

I created the rap game on
That level you cannot obtain
Turrets in place, Rockets to the face
Numba one stunner with a shock gre nade
I see you heading back to base
Mid is conquered
Journal entry title for today:
Raise your dongers

Even though you scream and you blaspheme
I'm more than I seem more than a meme
Remember kids Donger is king

My readings aren't light my afro is tight
Say my name you're god dong right

Kennen, master ninja, a Hero of the Storm
I'm here to counteract the Blizzard
Lightning's keeping you warm
And with a shimmering shadow
You're gonna feel the Raikiri
An AoE of Thor's armada
Striking anyone near me!

Thunder drop is in the zone smite
You down and send you on
Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you
Till you feel the pain
Stopping dead within your tracks then
You hear that thunder crack leave you blind
Like you're Lee Sin you're in the
Dust I am the wind

Flash of League of Legends
Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me
The Tesla coils around the team
'till they form a dichotomy
The lightning blast lobotomy this
Homicidal side of me
Conflicting with the notion that I
Got my medical degree no ordinary doctor
Kennen MD's gonna hit the scene
An artist with a shuriken or scalpel
All the same to me
Cause dress me up or down
It makes no difference, When I'm owning ya
Bandle City's got it's heroes
This one's for Ionia!

(Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall)

Kneel before the rod
I am the hand of desecration
My will is the force that shall undo creation
Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve
Such gall valoran at my hand? Now
That's thinking too small
Imagine if you will a small nexus of worlds
As they curl and unfurl
Binding light in a swirl
Clad in darkness so distant
So vast and destructive
A cluster of stars that
Bend to my instruction

Take it to the galaxy you won't last long
Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton
Generating mana, Q is stacking up the damage
You were never gonna manage
Suddenly you're gone

E, now you're standing in my sight
R, losing half your life

Nowhere left to run
When you're sitting in a stun
Timer ticking down to 1, W, goodnight

Ever so suddenly, you are cowering up to me
Chaotic supremacy, no AD for this Entropy
Such a thrill when this fire's ignited
Watching you divided never been so excited!

(Is that a rocket in your pocket?)

Boom! Tristana's here to
Annihilate the Battlefield
So head to my bottom lane won't you
Tell me how you really feel?
You're just another target you're a mark
To test the schemes I'm planning
Once you're in my sights you're getting
Shot up by my Boomer cannon
Hit you with the timer, then I rocket
So we get together
Fire till explosion, then I'm out
I guess I'll call you never
Next thing that you know, you're up at home
Feeling a little mad
But tilting lasts forever, sorry babe
You're just a one-night stand

Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready
I'm the poisonous pest that
You've all been dreading

Like a pox when I blind you
And sneak up behind you you run
But I'll find you- leave presents inside you

Back up I'm here to carry
The team on my back
When it's clear that nobody can match up
Like Prince when the purple
Is raining and all
Of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up

But here I stand
A Yordle who's holding your
Life in his hands
One dart, and you're back to the stands
All those best laid plans fall to the sand
When there's no Kryptonite for this Superman

Omega Squad say hello to the New God
My darkseid is too raw
But War's just what I live for

I'm sick to my stomach
Of little repugnant deliberate
Bugs with the mouths that keep running
Toxic or nothing, Pestilence runneth
Famine I hunger and for Death I cometh

Apokolips arrives, taking no sides
But Teemo is here to decide the fate of
The enemy five who pray to survive
But none of them leave here alive

Shrooms for you all in the room
This is your tomb
While my dominance will resume

Say your farewells if Teemo is Satan
I'm dragging you kicking and
Screaming into Elo Hell