Falconshield, Nicki Taylor - Shadow Arcade lyrics

(I always shoot first) just take a seat, hun
I'm popping off like a light gun
Miss Fortune's here to have some fun
Engaging in this duck hunt
I tear up all your pixels
With these super powered pistols
You're scared of me like Fiddle
Struttin' 'round my lane a little
You'll hear a Pop! Pop!
And drop goes your mop top
I short hop you swamp crocs
And pitfall you dumb jocks
You throw a tantrum or a barrel
Then you know the rules:
This lady's on your track
And Fortune doesn't favor fools!


Hear my hooves, be despaired and amazed
Might of the Shadow Isles?
More like Shadow Arcade
I'm ahead of my peers I obliterate the track
You see my horsemen of fear
This robot unicorn attacks!
I'm the slicer and dicer
My scythe the divider
Weak rats in the pack are
Controlled by this piper
And though this fantasy's your final
You can't see past the salt
If you're quivering in fear or
You're just bravely default you see
I'm vicious like Warwick and
Slightly less feral
Don't need a Kong or Ateliers
With Gragas I barrel
Once I've carved you to cutlets
Pray your suffering ends there
You're getting trampled by the stallion
And you're just a Flanders mare

Shut up
Already! I'm just setting up my macros
This keyboard warrior
She lives just to get your aggro
I show up in the lane
It's time to base and get your stitches
I support every day
And yet I carry all you bitches!
What's that little glow? It's Sona, yo
Killer OTGs, hella air game bro
In the lane I rule, man you already know
That there ain't no way you gonna see EVO
You're getting #REKT by Ralph, man
Best believe you're losing mad quick
And though I'm not Poison
All you baddies can suck my joystick


(You are NOT PREPARED) (cackling)
Behold this wave of destruction upon the land
Valoran understands the might of
This master hand engaging in battle
These heroes are such a bore
I delight in making them little
Marks on the floor!
Think me small, think my ambitions meager?
Think thee my equal? NONE RIVAL VEIGAR!
My decree from the stars, my will be done!
Is anyone worthy? I say not even one!
Be you born of dragons
Or a warrior of light?
All will bow before this emperor's might!
You've come all this way - oh, what a hassle
Seeking your damsel? She's
In another castle! Believe me to be crazy
Psycho crushing like Bison
There is no escape I'm the event horizon!