Fat Les, Lily Allen - Who Invented Fish & Chips? lyrics

Who invented this? (God)
Who invented that? (God did too)
Who invented this and that (the English did)
Well who invented those?

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips (the English did)
Well who invented poo? (your mum did, ohh)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England
England and we’ve given so much
We’re England
England and we’re coming for a cup

Who invеnted Love? (God)
Who inventеd Hate? (God did too)
Who invented Love & Hate (the English did)
Well who invented poo? (ha)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time?
(the English did)
Well who invented poo? (your dad did too)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England
England and we’ve given so much
We’re England
England and we’re coming for a cup

(50% of the inventions invented after the
Second world war have been English)
(Yep bang on mate)

Trains, Boats, Planes, Computers, Penicillin
Connect four, Countdown, Generation Game
Telephones

Gimme more, Gimme more

Parliament, National Health
Luddites, Converter, sting, Jelly, Steam
Internal Combustion, Hovercraft, The
Clash, Blur
Oasis, Beatles, The Rolling Stones
Capstan Full strength, Navy Rum, Hipsters
Hippies, Flares, vera Lynn and Chris Kamara

We’ll give you what we’ve got
Gimme more, Gimme more
We’ll give you what we’ve got
Gimme more, Gimme more we’re England
(England England) and we given so much
We’re England
England and we’re coming for a cup

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips (the English did)
Well who invented poo? (the Dutch, no)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time?
(The English Did)
The Dutch invented Poo? (Really)

Right now, come on, we’re waiting
Right now, come on, we’re waiting
Right now, come on, we’re waiting
And we’ve given so much
We’re taking something back