Fitzy, Wippa, Lupe Fiasco, Guy Sebastian - Battle Scars Parody lyrics

Hope his belly fills but it never does
That’s 'cos he at war with fudge
Yeah he at war with fudge
Those cookie jars that Wippa keeps raiding
Don't look like he'll ever fade away
Has anyone checked how much he weighs
Those cookies

There's not a lot of room
Inside of you and me
But Wippa he can fit maybe like two or three
(his fat arse)
Or couple honey cookies, nothing sugar free
Look inside his kitchen man
It's like he on a cooking spree

Even Lupe thinks you've had enough
Astounded by four massive gut
And he was just like 'woah' (hang on)
Another hot chicken hero on your way home
Filling up your ice-cream cone
There's another Toblerone

Have a look at what you blokes have done
If you give a man a snack
He's gonna take a ton
I'm eating for Australia
I ask who's side you're on
Guy, here's the mic
I need to smash a custard bun

You always have a look
Then it's just too much
I've seen him eat a carrot
But, it's covered in fudge
He'll settle down for junk food
'cos it feels better
But that's the only reason he
Can't fit into his sweater
He's eating for the best
The best we've ever had
He'll never leave a buffet
Without a doggy bag
It'll never be over until you
Tell him it's closing

Those cookie jars that Wippa keeps raiding
Don't look like he'll ever fade away
Has anyone checked how much he weighs
Those cookies

That Wippa keeps raiding
Don't look like he'll ever fade away
Has anyone checked how much he weighs
Those cookies
(woa, can we just stop it there
I don't know why I joined in
It's just disappointing you guys are
Laughing at the fat guy
That’s hungry all the time)

(Tell Lupe what you had for breakfast
Lunch and tea the other day, so odd
I don’t think that we should talk about it)
(Yea righto, Guy Sebastian and
Lupe Fiasco, thanks team
What do we owe you for the session?)
(Yea that's right, fees
I need two hundred thousand dollars, Sweet)