Flight of the Conchords - Bret You Got It Going On lyrics

Hey there Bret I see you lookin' down
Don't wanna see my little buddy
Down with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
Well that's only because they don't
Know you like I do sure you're weedy
And kinda shy but some girly out there must
Be needy for a weedy shy guy
They want you as their needle when
They're rolling in the hay
Just hear me out when I say

Bret you got it going ohh-n
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality
When they get to know your personality
I said Bret you got it going ohh-n
Not in a gay way
Just in a 'hey man I wanted to
Say that you're looking okay man'
Why can't a heterosexual guy
Tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly
Not all the time obviously just when hes
Got a problem with his self-esteem
Don't let anybody tell you
You're not humpable, because you're bumpable
Well I hope this doesnt
Make you feel uncomfortable
If I say 'you got a boom
Ow-ow come on Bret' help me out now
Bret you got it going ohh-n
(i got it going ohh-n)
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you
Bret you got it going ohh-n
(i got it going on)
No doubt about it we'd be
Getting crazy if one of
Us was lucky enough to be born a lady
OH if one of us was a
Lady, and I was your man, if I was your man
Well sometimes it gets lonely
And I nee-eed a woman
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were touring
And I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin
Room in the hotel
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping
I put a wig on you, oooh ooh ooh and I just
Lay there and spooned you
Oh Bret you got it going on