Flight of the Conchords - Bus Driver (Live in London) lyrics

Uh, can we get some lighting that evoke
A kind of, uh, "unrequited love" sentiment
Please,? That's great

Uh, g'day my name's Tony on behalf
Of myself and the coachline
I'd like to thank
You for choosing to drive with us today
Uh, if you've got any questions
Don't hesitate just to sing out

If you look out to the right there
You'll see the bronze of Bluey
A local sheepdog who became
A member of Regional
Council s'a bloody great day for dogs!

Uh, to your left there
You'll see a you'll see the local
Town wanker, John Thompson "G'day, John!"
Bloody wanker, hahaha nah, he's all right

The town hall and note the mosaic wall
Well, there are about 5
600 tiles on that wall
I know I counted them all a local school
A local swimming pool
That was opened by the governor general
Back in 1952
Where I was caught with a friend, aged 11
Sniffin' tractor fuel
We thought we were pretty cool
Breaking them changing shed rules
But do you see up there
The banner hanging in the air?
That's the Presbyterian Fair
But, I never go there's
Too many Presbyterians there
But, if you're interested
The fair's in the third weekend
Of August every year
But don't bother entering the raffle
It's always won by some kid of the mayor

Well, look to your left (Look to your left)
What a beautiful sight (Beautiful sight)
It's Paula, Paula Thompson (Paula Thompson)
Née Paula Wright
Look at her hair (Look at her hair)
Ooh, it's still gorgeous, even now
(Still gorgeous even now)
It's flowing like the Womahonga River
(Womahonga)
Which, incidentally, is to your right
And it's the largest, in the area
In terms of volume everybody, look at Paula
Look at Paula Thompson
I always thought I'd marry Paula
But some things just don't work out that way
Well, that's the most important thing
You'll learn on the tour today well, that
And the fact there'll be a toilet break
At the Information Center near
The man made lake come on!

I'd just ask you one favor: If you
Do see Paula in town later on
I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention the
Details of my tour same goes for
My wife, Gloria ah
You'll recognize her 'cause she looks
A hell of a lot
Like Paula she often gets mistaken for Paula
But, uh, well she's not Paula
That's for sure

One, two, three, four!
Paula Thompson born in '54
To a family of four to the family next door
Take me back next door
Paula Thompson, née Paula Wright
That's her old house, number 39
Number 41 was mine
If this old coach could go back in time
I'd travel to 1979 take me back
Take me back, take me back
Take, take, take, take, take me back
Take me back, take me back
Take, take, take, take, take me back
Take me back, take me back
Come on, take me back, oh, take me back
Please take me back, take me back!

Sorry about that got a little
Carried away there uh
It's a very emotional intersection for me
Took a wrong turn there
About 29 years ago but, uh
That's the end of the
Tour, so yeah, enjoy your stay
Mind your step, and, uh good on ya