Flight of the Conchords - Carol Brown lyrics
[Flight of the Conchords - Carol Brown lyrics]
Loretta broke my heart in a letter
Told me she was leaving and
Her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But, I'm hoping that you'll stick around
He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
(Ooh, we can eat cereal)
You'll lose interest fast
His relationships never last
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)
He says he'll do one thing and then
He goes and does another thing (Ooh
Who organized all my ex-girlfriends
Into a choir and got them to sing?)
Ooh ooh (who? who? mmmm shut up)
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)
Mimi will no longer see me
Brittany, Brittany hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that
Lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know if I'm
The right person in this world?
(That means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules
(This guy is a fool he'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up)
I thought I told you to shut up
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
Mm would you like a little cereal?
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But, I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around stick around
Stick around stick around
Told me she was leaving and
Her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But, I'm hoping that you'll stick around
He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
(Ooh, we can eat cereal)
You'll lose interest fast
His relationships never last
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)
He says he'll do one thing and then
He goes and does another thing (Ooh
Who organized all my ex-girlfriends
Into a choir and got them to sing?)
Ooh ooh (who? who? mmmm shut up)
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)
Mimi will no longer see me
Brittany, Brittany hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that
Lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know if I'm
The right person in this world?
(That means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules
(This guy is a fool he'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up)
I thought I told you to shut up
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
Mm would you like a little cereal?
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But, I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around stick around
Stick around stick around