Flight of the Conchords - If You're Into It lyrics

If you want me to
I could hang around with you if I only knew
That’s what you’re into

You and him, him and you
If that’s what, you’re into
Him hangin ’round, around you
You’re hanging ’round, yeah, you’re there too

And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I will take off all my clothes for you
If that’s what you’re into

How ’bout him, in the nude?
If that’s what you’re into
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you’d wanna view?

If it’s cool with you
I’ll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that’s what you are into

Is that what you’re into?
Him and you, in the nude?
That’s what he’s prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing that
You think you might be into?

And then maybe later
We’ll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?

In the buff, being rude
Doing stuff with the food
Getting lewd with his food
We heard that’s what you are into

Then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don’t know if Stu is keen to
But, if you want we could double-team you

How about you and two dudes?
Him, you and Stu, in the nude
Being lewd with two dudes with food
Well, that’s if Stu’s into it, too

All the things I’d do
The things I’d do for you if I only knew
That’s what you’re into