Flight of the Conchords - Ladies of the World lyrics

B: Just wanna do something special for
All the Ladies in the World j: Oh, yes
B: Just wanna do somethin' special j: Ah
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible? B: And the girls
Don't forget them girls

J: Caribbean b: (Ladies)
J: Parisian b: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian b: (Ladies)
J: Namibian b: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian b: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican b: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian b: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian b: (Ladies)

J: Outta sight b: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night b: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite b: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite b: Lady man ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady man ladies
With your sexy lady bit's
And your sexy man bit's too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo

B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
B: By makin' love to you
J: it's the least we can do
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be
B+J: Redheads not warheads blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes
Not fighter jets j: Oooh Oooh it's got to
Be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got
To be funky sexy ladies?

B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with ‘a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a
Little piece of Bret-y
J: I've been to Paris
Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham bam, Merci, Danke
Thank ‘a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or
You're skanky or you're small
Just wanna do a little something
Special for you all

B: Just wanna do something special for
All the ladies in the world
J: Ahhall the old ladiesall
The cleaning ladies
B: Just wanna do something special for
All the ladies in the world
J: All the crazy ladies b: And the girls
J: All the lazy ladies
B: And don't forget them girls
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

Ahhh ha ah
Ha ah ahhh
Ha ah ha ah
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Ha ah ahh
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Ha ah