Flight of the Conchords - Mermaids lyrics

Mermaid, murmur into my ear
The answers the questions I'm longing to hear
Does it relax you to hear
The sound of the land? Do you, oh mermaid
Have slightly webbed hands? (ew)
Is it normal for a guy to wear a scuba
Apparatus when he makes love in the sea?
(Make love to me)
Would it be weird for you if
I touched your fishy half?
I know it would be for me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wadadadiya wadadadiya
Oh, oh, oh, oh boom, ba doom doom, boom
Ba doom doom

Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
(Am I invited?) at these mermaid parties
Do you smoke sea weed?
(If so then how do you light it?)
Are you the answer to a
Drunken sailor's lonely wish?
(Wish, wish, wish)
Or are you an optical illusion caused by
A woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish? (Half a sexy fish)