Flight of the Conchords - Petrov, Yelyena, and Me lyrics
[Flight of the Conchords - Petrov, Yelyena, and Me lyrics]
Petrov, Yelyena, and me lost, but happy
At sea
Petrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't
We have something to eat?"
Well, I say "There are plenty
Of fish in the sea"
But all they can see is me
They say, "Any last requests?"
Biding my time, i say "Yes
I want to party, just we three lost
But happy at sea"
So we drank all night from the keg
I passed out, then awoke with one leg
I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
He said "No" and he went back to bed
But he looked suspiciously well fed
Three days later they were hungry again
They said, "Any last requests, my friend
Again?"
I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
You know, like you're at a
Rock concert going 'More, more!'"
So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones
When I awoke they were chewing on bones
Yelyena was supping blood from a cup
That's when I knew something was up
"What?" "What is that you're eating?"
"Nothing" "It looks likea meat"
"Ohhh, this? It's umm, one of those, ummfish"
"How come it looks so much like my arm?"
"It's an arm fish" "What about the fingers?"
"Fish fingers" "Well, you see, the thing is
My arm seems to haveabeen hacked off
At the elbow last night
I was just wondering if you
Might have seen it" "Oh, yeah, look at that
No arm over there oh don't
You hate it when that happens? I don't know
Um you were very drunk last night perhaps you
Lost it? in a fair game of chance"
"Oh, you're probably right"
"yeah, you know how it is when we're drunk"
"yeah" "'You say 'I'll bet my arm'"
"Oh" "Just relax enjoy the sea
And have some more fish"
Four months now lost at sea
My friends have almost finished me
Now they are using recipes
"But wait, this 'You Goreng' is absolutely
Delicious you should
Come over here right away and try some
You really would be proud of yourself"
"How can I?! You have eaten all of my leg!"
"OoO-o-o ooO-o-o ooh someone obviously
Isn't getting any"
Late that night, while they were asleep
I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat
I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet
Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat
When I awoke, they were already dead
All that was left of me was my head
No, not dead, just a head
Lost, but happy, at sea
Lost, but lonely, at sea lost, but so lonely
At sea
At sea
Petrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't
We have something to eat?"
Well, I say "There are plenty
Of fish in the sea"
But all they can see is me
They say, "Any last requests?"
Biding my time, i say "Yes
I want to party, just we three lost
But happy at sea"
So we drank all night from the keg
I passed out, then awoke with one leg
I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
He said "No" and he went back to bed
But he looked suspiciously well fed
Three days later they were hungry again
They said, "Any last requests, my friend
Again?"
I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
You know, like you're at a
Rock concert going 'More, more!'"
So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones
When I awoke they were chewing on bones
Yelyena was supping blood from a cup
That's when I knew something was up
"What?" "What is that you're eating?"
"Nothing" "It looks likea meat"
"Ohhh, this? It's umm, one of those, ummfish"
"How come it looks so much like my arm?"
"It's an arm fish" "What about the fingers?"
"Fish fingers" "Well, you see, the thing is
My arm seems to haveabeen hacked off
At the elbow last night
I was just wondering if you
Might have seen it" "Oh, yeah, look at that
No arm over there oh don't
You hate it when that happens? I don't know
Um you were very drunk last night perhaps you
Lost it? in a fair game of chance"
"Oh, you're probably right"
"yeah, you know how it is when we're drunk"
"yeah" "'You say 'I'll bet my arm'"
"Oh" "Just relax enjoy the sea
And have some more fish"
Four months now lost at sea
My friends have almost finished me
Now they are using recipes
"But wait, this 'You Goreng' is absolutely
Delicious you should
Come over here right away and try some
You really would be proud of yourself"
"How can I?! You have eaten all of my leg!"
"OoO-o-o ooO-o-o ooh someone obviously
Isn't getting any"
Late that night, while they were asleep
I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat
I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet
Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat
When I awoke, they were already dead
All that was left of me was my head
No, not dead, just a head
Lost, but happy, at sea
Lost, but lonely, at sea lost, but so lonely
At sea