Flight of the Conchords - Rambling Through the Avenues of Time lyrics

I was wandering through the
Streets of the city
Rambling through the avenues of time
When from nowhere my eyes fell onto a girl
And by chance, her eyes fell onto mine

So I sat and I acted all nonchalant
She smoked her lavender cigarette
Reading the future that lay in my hands
My shadow played a bass clarinet
(Where are you going with this, Bret?)

We waltzed down a moonlit boulevard
Just two silhouettes in the mist (Oh, yes?)
Days went by and years went by
Moments went by when we kissed
(When was this?)

She said, "Your beard is woven of heartache
And we'll drink for the lonely tonight"
And the moon is a horny old drunkard
(Ah, Bret, could you please
Move over to your right?)

We drank dandelion wine and we reminisced
About the moment when we first met that day
(I'm trying to watch TV)
Then we reminisced about how
We first reminisced
(Oh yeah? sounds a bit gay)

She handed me a broken memory
A keepsake to forevermore say
That a brief taste of love is as sweet as any
And with that, she made her way
(Oh, yeah? What was her name?)

She said her name was a secret
Then she said her name was Cherie
(Is her middle name Cherie?
So, it's "A Secret Cherie", maybe?)
Mmm, maybe (What did she look like?)

She looked like a Parisian river
(What, dirty?)
She looked like a chocolate eclair
(That's rare)
Her eyes were reflections of eyes (Oh, nice)
And the rainbows danced in her hair (Oh yeah)

She reminded me of a winter's morning
(What, frigid?)
Her perfume was eau de toilette
(What's that mean?)
She was comparable to Cleopatra (Quite old?)
She was like Shakespeare's Juliet (Thirteen?)

The bohemians of Soho did pirouettes
As we waltzed through the
Streets of Manhattan
On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of song
(Bret, did any of this actually happen?)

The girl I described
She's as real as the wind
It's true I saw her today
The other details are inventions
Because I prefer her that way