Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart - Advance Romance lyrics

No more credit from the liquor store
Suit is all dirty, my shoes is all wore
Tired and lonely, my heart is all sore

Advance romance
I can't stand it no more, you know

Told me she loved me
I believed what she said
Took me for a sucker, boy, all corn-fed
Next thing I knew she had a bolt on her door
Advance romance
I can't use it no more, no, I can't use it

She took George's watch like they always do
(It was a Timex, too, Him ashamed on you)
No more money, boy, I shoulda knew
You know I told ya (I know you told me)
You didn't listen to me
(But I couldn't listen to you)
Told you 'bout the anchovies
(You know what I'm talkin' about)
George Duke!

The way she do me, boy she might do you, too
The way she do me, boy she might do you, too
The way she do me, boy she might do you, too
(Look what she did to Denny right now)
(Talk about it)
(I'm chokin' the blues this morning)

(Get all over…! My Goodness, Old time)
(Chicken was never like this)

All night long all night long
All night long all night long
All night long all night long
All night long all night long
All night long all night long
All night long all night long
All night long all night long

Advance romance (Think about it)
People we are-
(yeah, one more time, one time)
Through! But, wait a minute!

Potato head Bobby was a friend of mine
Opened three of his eyes in
The food stamp line
Opened four of his eyes in
The food stamp line
Opened five of his eyes in
The food stamp line
Opened six of his eyes in the food stamp line
Oh, you know they told me
She might be a devil no, you like them
Good God! Did you hear what I said?
Evil women oh, yeah!
You know, you know, you know
But she sure was fine you like them
Oh, yeah! Evil women
Growin' up, goin' home! Advance romance
(What you gonna do?)
He wanna try it one time
He said he don't mind, no

Later that night he'd drop on by
Told her all he wanna do was
Step up and say "Hi"
(hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi)
Half an hour later she had frenched his fry

Advance romance bobby, say good-bye