Frank Zappa - Almost Up To Date"- early show lyrics

Alright we have We have a song
For you that is very, very new
It's almost up to date the official
Title of this
Song is "The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation
" but it has a subtitle
And it also has a special ending where you
Are invited to sing along with us
We'll show you exactly how the ending goes
Let's see I gotta get in tune
This is driving me nuts

Alright, here's how the ending goes you
Have to croon it now, ready?

Dickie's such an asshole
Sincerely, Dick, we mean it! Wee ooo

Alright that's what happens at the
End of the song
When I give you the cue you can
Croon along with it and
Feel integrated into the
Program meanwhile here's the front part of it