Frank Zappa - Any Kind of Pain lyrics

Broadway The Hard Way, ladies and gentlemen!
Broadway The Hard Way!

You are the girl somebody invented
In a grim little office on Madison Ave

They were specific they made you terrific:
Red lips blue eyes
Blonde hair un-wise -
You're All-American
And, darling, they said so
You'd take any kind of pain from me
Wouldn't you, baby?
You'd take any kind of pain from me
Wouldn't you, baby?
Since you haven't got a brain
Let me just explain: Any kind of pain
Is never a maybe

What?

Senator Hollings: Maybe I could make a
Good rock star I don't know

Her head's full of bubbles
Her nose is petite! She looks like she never
Gets nothin' to eat!

She dines with actors
'N Wall Street characters: Dull talk
Nice clothes - see her?
She blows - she's so important
Cause he gets to do talk shows -
And she'd take any kind of pain from me
Wouldn't you, bobby?
She'd take any kind of pain from me
Wouldn't you, bobby?
Since you haven't got a name
Let me just explain: Any kind of pain
Is probably her hobby

She has moves up now she's come a long way -
They give her bunches of words she can say!

When she's in a bold mood
"Confinement Loaf" sounds good -
That's right she's wrong!
Let's end her song

(It seems she's everywhere
We just can't escape her -
Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
And all the yuppie boys
They dream they will rape her -
She brings the 80's
To a thrilling conclusion)
Yes, she's every bit as tame as me
Isn't she tender?
Yes, she's every bit as lame as me
LET US REMEMBER she gets only half the blame
Only half the blame only half the blame
Unless we extend her -