Frank Zappa - Auspicious Occasion lyrics

Hello? Welcome to Carnegie Hall
Ladies and gentlemen i hate to ask you this
 but if you could just be patient
For a couple of minutes while we tune up the
Synthesizers it'll sound better ay!
It says
"Uncle Meat" Thank you for this ready?
All right contrary
To the way we normally run
Our program Can you put a little bit
More of my microphone on this monitor
Please? Wut tut tut talk, talk
Hello one ordinarily, when we
Start off a show, we start off with
Something really zippy and snazzy so that
You get right into it, you know?
Three Dog Night
Yeah but I think this evening
Because this is such an
Auspicious occasion the desecration
Of Carnegie Hall it'self that we are actually
Going to deviate from our format
Ladies and gentlemen now some of you might
Find this a little bit too deviated
However, the first selection that we are
Going to perform is a
New piece it's receiving it's New
York premiere at this
Time, and it's uh you may
Think it's shitty when you
Hear it what are you clapping for now? Well
But it's nice to know you're on our side
Yeah!
Right on, brothers and sisters woodstock
Just send those groovy vibes right
On up here to
The stage just blow 'em right on up here
I'm eighteen now, listen
Larry Fischer up your own alley hah, hah
Wild Man Fischer, ladies and gentlemen
The reason why some of you might find this a
Little bit too devious is
Because it's in German