Frank Zappa - Beer Shampoo lyrics

When you just stopped it was
Running on your head
Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn
Man, there was nothing else I could do
'cept play it for all it was worth
I said the only other thing to do is go get
Another can of beer and pour it over HIS head
Well, it was already getting silly, man i
Mean, it was remedial as it is, i think
Ha ha! Let's not make it too childish

Every night for a year and a half
Man, no matter how sick I was
Or how I felt on stage

He, I used to sing, he used to sing "How is
The weather" in "Happy
Together" and pour a whole
Glass of water over my head, man
And he liked it so much that he made
It an integral part of the
Show, the kids loved it
So I just let it keep happening
He can't stand it, man, that's all
And you're just a pansy ass
Kiss ass little girl ha ha ha!
Simmons! Beer is another thing
Man! I'm fucking soaked!
They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
I don't give a shit
That's all I know it that water
Would dry up and not stain
And he ruined my shoes
Man! I can't believe it ohhh!
Materialist! Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!
Materialistic! Materialistic!
You're the dude who said (scuffle)
Oh oh oh! Materialist!
Ohhh
Don't do it to you, I don't have any beer
Man okay
"New York's so lonely "
I can't even you keep your
Hands off me you creep
"And you are the only " you creep, ha ha!
Stop it, man!