Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown (At The Circus) lyrics

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp ’n I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants
To help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n
Maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I’m gonna get a good job ’n be real rich
Women's Liberation
Came creepin’ all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by
The name of Freddie
She made a little speech then
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice
But she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on
But now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady i don’t know which
(I wonder wonder, wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can
Even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n a friend
Sorta of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour
On the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt
Till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown watch me now