Frank Zappa - Botulism on the Hoof lyrics

Oh, that's really great! Botulism
On the hoof! Don't even look at it, Howard
You're over the deadline
The new fascist ensemble says that you
Can't have anything to eat, man
'cause you're over the deadline
What's that mean?
I told you to be down here at noon, man
You're five minutes late, so
You can't order, listen, listen

These guys ordered like ten minutes ago
It's like having Ronald Reagan
For a road manager
What can you make me in two minutes?
The deal is that, uh besides sick!
If you help me, uh, for the airport, man
You be able to woof down some
Kind of scarf out there what do you mean
"Woof down some kind of scarf out there"?
Then you can stick your fingers in your nose
I'm hungry, man eat a payday candy bar
Listen, how about a little dry cereal?
How 'bout an orange juice
Never happened, man
Hey, get it on tape, that Barber is a doofus
Man