Frank Zappa - Clowns on Velvet lyrics
Frank Vincent Zappa [Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.] 🇺🇸
[Frank Zappa - Clowns on Velvet lyrics]
Hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise
Dey call LAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!
QUENTIN done booked in fo
Some clandestine recreatium
Wit a semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue'
(since dat be 'bouts de
Onliest kinda bitch be
Able to tolerate de muthafucker's hair spray)
Bein' jes' like most de other nasty
Cocksuckers in de Video-Religium Industry
QUENTIN know a good thing when he see
One, an dis ugly rubber waitress
Look to him like
A dream come truespecially since
His TV WIFE, OPAL
Be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n
Puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy
'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n
Trashin' be done wif, de bell-boy
(who turn out to be de illejiminit
Son o' de video preacher) gwine
Take a job at a gas statium
In New Jerseyan' de blow-up
Dolly gwine come to life and fall
In love wit de junior
Wimp who's gettin' ready to appear
Over in de corner deahhh
Les' meet de lil' sucker now, while he's
Still young'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he
Be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch
Name RHONDA 'n, by dat time
He gwine become what dey
Call an OVER-EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD!