Frank Zappa - Convocation/The Purple Lagoon lyrics

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen welcome to
Show number four de la London
England now I'm gonna warn you
Right now, we're recording this
And for your own good you better make a lot
Of noise tonight because this thing is going
On the radio in the United States, and I
Don't want those people in my country finding
Out how lame you suckers really are
Do you know what I'm talking about? Now
We've been playing here for three
Days and I have
Never seen such a boring audience in my life
You people must be walking in
Your sleep i know
That you're different though! This
Is a completely different breed of audience
Tonight you people are really up for it
Do you know what I mean?
I can tell it's your vibes and your groovy
Aura that gives me this clue and so
Without further ado ladies and gentlemen
(and remember you have to make a lot
Of noise) I'm going to introduce
You to the members of our rocking
Teenage combo right now this is
Patrick O'Hearn on basslouder!
Very good tommy
Mars on keyboardsadrian Belew on guitarlittle
Skinny Terry Bozzio on drumspeter Wolf on
Keyboardsed Mann on percussion all
Right, all rightdon't want you to
Get too worked up save
A little bit for the end of the show
You know what I mean? All
Right is that really all right or
Are you just saying that? Ok
It is all right it better be
Goddamn it one, two, three, four!